Please help me reach my goals! =]

[x] 1 fan
[x] 10 fans
[x] 50 fans
[x] 100 fans
[x] 250 fans - 11/5
[] 500 fans
[] 750 fans
[] 1,000 fans

[x] 5 votes
[x] 10 votes
[x] 50 votes
[x] 100 votes
[x] 500 votes
[x] 750 votes - 2/26
[x] 1000 votes - 11/6
[] 5000 votes
[] 10,000 votes

[x] 1 read on a story
[x] 10 reads on a story
[x] 100 reads on a story
[x] 1000 reads on a story
[x] 5000 reads on a story
[x] 10,000 reads on a story
[x] 25,000 reads on a story - 11/18
[] 50,000 reads on a story

Been on the Whats Hot List [x] 
Whats Hot List Top #500 [x]
Whats Hot List Top #200 []
Whats Hot List Top #100 []
Whats Hot List Top #50 []
Whats Hot List Top #10[]

2012 Record: Humor #141 / Non-Teen Fiction  #57 / What's Hot #820