My name is Samantha (I prefer people to call me Sam)

favorite funny quotes:
1) Why do people hide under blankets? Its not like the killer is gonna come in and say I'm gonna kill... damn she's under a blanket.
2) Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems I am tired of solving them for you.
3) Bored? Simply send a message to a random number saying: I'm pregnant
4) You study you pass, you pass you get happy, you get happy you play, you play you get tired, you get tired you get sick, you get sick you die. So don't study
5) I am shy but once I get comfortable with someone I do the most random shit.
6) Why do people in horror movies just walk in and yell, hello! As if the killers just gonna yell back, Yeah, i'm in the kitchen, want anything?
7) I wish I can just google anything so I would be like: where the fuck are my glasses? And it will be like: under the bed, you dumbass.
8) Why do movies take place in jails, why can't it be Walmart? Clean up on isle 13. Sir, there is no isle 13 *dramatic music*

Obviously, I love to write. If I don't then why am I even on this website? lol Anyways, I love to write and someday I hope to become a famous book writer! I hope you read my stories, comment, vote, and follow! Thanks!

Also, I think you guys should follow @SamRocks89. I really recommend it!