Hello.
I'm pretty sure no one's gonna read this so i can pretty much say whatever I want. 

I am not gonna tell you my name because I don't have one. Jk, I actually do I'm just not gonna tell you. 

I have a pet cactus, his name is prick. It took me 0.2 seconds to name him he naturally looks like a prick. No, but really he's actually a bae. He's the only one who can endure my ranting sessions.

I love puppies but I'm terrified of dogs in real life.

I don't particularly like cats but hey no hate. They just look so goddamn sassy like they own the world or something and it pisses me off.

I absolutely love penguins. I mean what is there not to love about them? They waddle from here to there with their cute little feet that look identical to their hands and their small pea shaped eyes its disgustingly adorable.

I love cupcakes, ice creams, donuts, chocolate bars, mints, candies, gums, germs, guns, buns wait whaaat? Germs? Did someone say germs? What a freak.

My hobbies include binge watching kdramas and cursing my own life, stalking random people on ig and wondering why I'm not cool like them, watching DIY videos only to never try them and start throwing a pity party about what an uncreative potato i am and obsessing over famous celebrities who never notice me. Fun.

I'm a hardcore feminist who believes in gender equality, which makes me a ma-minist too. Fe-minist, male-minist, get it? No? Should have known I'm too wierd for my own good.

Okay this is quickly turning into a 300 words essay so i should probably end it.

Lastly, I love nutella, popcorn and Donald Trump. 

SIKE I hate that orange faced sexist twat.

I'm talking to whom again? What has my life come to? 

Whatever
Ciao, my imaginary lovelies.