ziaupurbum

5 alpha, i love you
          7 i hope you like my haiku
          5 now i will breed you

*howls*

sigma, sigma! 
          yes, alpha? 
          eating gyatt? 
          no, alpha! 
          telling lies? 
          no, alpha! 
          open wide! 
          A A A

alpha get off wattpad and reply to my messages this is actually a life or death situation >:( and i thought you took long to reply back when you didn't use this unholy app. anyway i just watched disney's hercules and u remind me of megara so much like actually. not u now tho maybe like middle of yr 9... ( ˘ ³˘) ya anyway reply to my texts before i get shakespearean on u again. 

Hi!!! thank you for enjoying my fic because i really enjoyed reading ur comments a lot <3<3

so you dismiss me for aurora x harry, the day before it was the billie eilish face claim x harry, the day before, seven devils × harry... what's next? you cry over them yet you'll forget as soon as you read another fic to get attached to... alpha, i will be here forever, our story will never be complete, our chapters will never end, our sentences will never finish and our book will never end. love me, alpha (o '~• )

darling alpha! oh how i wish i could be up ur bum! i would go into such detail but i don't know how much i can say before harry will jump through the screen and eat me alive… being a muggle is hard, but i will strive for that wizardry power! i'll study up on these fanfiction that unlock such deep emotions i was unaware you were capable of having… oh dearest... i will become a wizard, and maybe to keep you happy, summon harry? no. NO! i will become a wizard and win over your love, i won't give up over a man who is best friends with a ginger! i cannot lose! ·̀.̫·́ ~ ✧

sweet angel... it's been a hot minute since you've texted me back???? uwu is there something going on, alpha? or is it that filthy disgusting ugly rat harry you're thinking about... does he mean more to you than i do? alpha, change your ways and love a real person... these muggle-bloods, halfies, leftys, flat-earthers, and wizards can't cast any spell stronger than my love for you! (ó﹏ò。)

my big alpha oh how i wish it was me you cry over instead of your harry potter fanfics! for he is a worthless peasant and i am a lovely fair maiden... please reconsider your third-year harry stanning and switch to your third-year hannah stanning! you don't have to be a lone wolf... for you can lead our pack! U･ᴥ･U