Ra: Zebra? *Attempts to lick camera*
Amos: No. Bad. Bad Ra, no cookie tonight! >:(
Ra: :'( WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! COOKIE!!!! :(
Amos: *Rubs temples* Okay, Ra Tell them about your journey on the River of Night. Then you can get your cookie. Got it?
Ra: COOKIE! :D Go on water with ZEBRA! Zebra help give cookies to snakey! Snake bad. Cookie GOOD! :D
Amos: ?! Uh. . . Hear the great Ra speak!
Ra: OH NOES!!!! VEGETABLES!!! :O
Amos: Fine. Have your cookie. >:[
Ra: Zebras! :)
Amos: Yes, Ra, we know. You like zebras.
Ra: I want a cookie. :(
Amos: What kind of cookie, Ra? *Rubs temples*
Ra: WEASEL COOKIE!!!!!! :D
Amos: *Epic Facepalm*
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