Ra's Story

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Ra: Zebra? *Attempts to lick camera*

Amos: No. Bad. Bad Ra, no cookie tonight! >:(

Ra: :'( WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! COOKIE!!!! :(

Amos: *Rubs temples* Okay, Ra Tell them about your journey on the River of Night. Then you can get your cookie. Got it?

Ra: COOKIE! :D Go on water with ZEBRA! Zebra help give cookies to snakey! Snake bad. Cookie GOOD! :D

Amos: ?! Uh. . . Hear the great Ra speak!

Ra: OH NOES!!!! VEGETABLES!!! :O

Amos: Fine. Have your cookie. >:[

Ra: Zebras! :)

Amos: Yes, Ra, we know. You like zebras.

Ra: I want a cookie. :(

Amos: What kind of cookie, Ra? *Rubs temples*

Ra: WEASEL COOKIE!!!!!! :D

Amos: *Epic Facepalm*

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