The Adventures of a Sword

Chapter 18

Jordan, Arnie, and Gary were getting ready for their interview. Every reporter on planet Earth wanted to interview the kids. It's been a week ever since the plane incident.
"So who wants to speak?" asked Jordan. "I'm not in for it, because I completely destroyed my vocal cords at the plane incident last week."
"I'll be the one to explain what happened," said Gary.
"Does everyone agree?" asked Jordan.
Olivia and Arnie nodded their heads. An hour later, they were at a studio being interviewed.

I don't know where to start, but it was EPIC!! SO EPIC!! Oh, yeah, I have to say what my name is, and blah blah blah. Okay, I am Gary. And these are my friends, Arnie and Jordan. Oh, yeah, and Jordan's **** girlfriend Olivia. Excuse my language, by the way. So anyways, we were at a beach in the Bahamas. We got there on a helicopter from Texas. And yes, we were being stowaways. Anyways, back on topic, we made it to a beach on the Bahamas, but I noticed that there were some creepy looking men staring at us. I alerted Jordan, Olivia, and Arnie. They also noticed the creepy guys, and we went somewhere crowded with, um, people. Lots of people. But, well, were we just lucky. The men easily catched up with us. I immediately figured out that they were goons. MORE GOONS. MORE GOONS WORKING FOR EMPEROR GINOLD. They took out guns and started firing at us.
Jordan took out his sword and used it to block the bullets. Suddenly, the water materialized into Emperor Ginold. Ginold pulled his classic "oh, I'm gonna get you" and started splashing water on not just us (Jordan, Arnie, Olivia, and me) but also everyone around us. He was trying to drown everyone. We had to do something, because some people were already starting to  suffocate and drown. I had to give some people mouth-to-mouth. So, um, all I have to say is, DISGUSTING!! Jordan was beginning to lose trust because people were actually starting to die, so I had to be the one to do the job. I thought about all the times the sword saved us from Emperor Ginold's attacks and everything else that have been happening to us. I resorted to completely trusting the sword, and the sword turned into a giant water gun. I picked up the water gun and started spraying tons of water at Ginold.
Everyone was staring in awe.
I yelled vulgar insults at the evil emperor while the emperor screamed swear words with his mouth full of fish. It was one step from turning into a giant flamewar. Unfortunately for us, it didn't take a minute for Ginold to explain that the water was only making him more powerful. Immediately, the water gun turned into a fire gun, and Ginold started burning up. Everyone on the beach were cheering, holding up the victory peace sign, and waving around pom-poms. Finally, with a final blast, Ginold exploded.
Afterwards, people started asking me for autographs. So, like I said, IT WAS EPIC!!

The reporters were staring in awe, while Jordan, Arnie, and Olivia were giving Gary a bunch of "why and how are you famous while we're not" looks. When the interview was over, more people started pestering Gary by forcing him to sign autographs and take pictures with them and goodness knows what else.
That night, Jordan, Gary, Olivia, and Arnie watched Gary's interview on TV.
"Today, while I was fighting Ginold," said Gary, "I found this."
Gary held out a purple leaf. Jordan, Olivia, and Arnie looked at each other. They were finally about to find out what the leaves are for.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" said Jordan. "Time to find out what the leaves are for!"