Heya so this will be wolfstar with a side of Wolfstar and a few other ships. This is an AU where Remus didnt go to Hogwarts but was homeschooled. heavily influenced by Of Leaves and Stars by irrationalmoony, LadyAmina on Ao3!
I hope yall enjoy I ha...
Well James used to wake me up for Qui- Football practice and it just kinda stuck!
But whyyyy I blame James for this pure evil
Hes drinking a vegetable smoothie now
NOOOOO! Just when I thought this couldnt get worse
I agree
Far too healthy At least have fruit ones They arent the best But it's better than VEGETABLES
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Its disgustingly healthy
Ugh that looks far too healthy Is he kale man or something Lettuce boy Broccoli guy
Hahahah yessss Hes kale man!
Ugh How much does he work out?
Every day before his smoothie Then he goes on a run And does Qui- Football practice And then he has a shower
Oh my- Whyyyyyyy
Dont get me started I've had this since I was 11
Hes been doing this since hes 11?!
Yup See my pain?
Its painting me just talking about it!
I dont blame you!
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THIS is what im doing In bed at the correct time with my comfort socks on and Netflix on in the background
I wishI could do that! But my god damn friend is a health freak
I know right
I absolutely hate this I'm so jealous of you! And the socks are beautiful!
Thankyou! And sorry not sorry
MEANNNN
Mhm
You are so mean!
To you maybe Many people find me charming
Youre charming yes But you're still mean
You called me charming!
You are!
Thankyou
You're welcome But that was not the point You're still mean
Well maybe I could tell James off
Youwould?
Yeah put me on the phone and I'll talk to him
Okey
"Heya"
"Omg your voice!!!"
"You sound so posh!"
"You are veryWelsh!"
"I live in wales idiot"
"Got a point"
"Anyways hand me over to James!"
"Will do....JAMES! COME HERE REMUS WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE!"
"So loud!"
"Sorry"
"Hello! What do you want to talk to me about?"
"Because of you, Sirius was up at 5 o'clock in the morning and therefore woke me up! I was up late last night! I had little sleep and then woke up because of you! And you're healthy lifestyle I am disappointed!"
"What the- I need to wake up every morning to work out for-"
"For football I know! But there is NO need to wake up my friend and then wake ME up!"
"Okay that was not my purpose!"
"Well it seems to be!"
"Its not my fault Sirius adapts to their surroundings!"
"But it's your fault for continuously waking me up! Also I frown on I healthy lifestyle! Vegetable smoothies?! Really?"
"Its delicous and nutritous-"
"Okay shush now"
"Never it's good for you!"
"But it's disgusting!"
"You get used to it!"
"I will never!!
"You should!"
"Never and anyway my main message was to stop dragging Sirius into it because then they drag ME into it! If you interrupt me again I swear to m-god!"
"I'll try"
"Good enough, now can you please pass me back to Sirius?"
"Yeah sure!"
"Hiiiii"
"Hiii I think he got the message"
"Yeah hes left me alone now and has even closed the door"
"Oh wow!"
"Its amazing progress!"
"Its really is! I'm glad!"
"Same here! Now I'll let you go back to sleep and we'll talk in the morning/afternoon!"
