Gravity Falls: The Return Of Mermando (COMPLETED)

A strange noise

The television boomed loudly as the Pine's family, Wendy, Soos, and Waddles sat in the living room munching happily on chipackers and sipping cans of Pitt soda. The screen flickered commercials for some of the hottest shows this summer, like Lil' Gideon's Big House and advertisements for the mystery shack and mini golf. Now, a new episode of Girl, Why You Ackin So Cray Cray was playing and everyone in the room was quiet. Then out of nowhere, a loud boom shook the floor, causing everyone to fall over except for Stan, who's eyes were glued to the screen as he sat in the only chair in the room, which was a beat up flannel armchair with ragged plump pillows.

"What was that?" Asked Wendy as Mabel clutched her pig Waddles tightly.

"I don't know, but it sounds like a mystery!" Dipper, ever the investigator, jumped off of the salmon colored pillow he was sitting on and onto his feet. Mabel, Wendy, and Soos, who was clutching a large bag of chipackers, got to their feet as well, following Dipper's lead.

"What? Where are you going? And why are you taking all the snacks?" Stan shouted to the parade of people marching out of the room.

"Sorry Mr. Pines, but we have to check this out! And a mystery isn't a mystery without chipackers!" Soos said as he waved to Stan, who just sat there in his plaid boxers, fez, and white tank top.

"Ya, later boss." Said Wendy as she adjusted her flannel shirt.

The group was walking out of the living room as more bangs shook the Mystery Shack. The foursome and the pig walked to the bathroom where the noise seemed to be coming from. A final and ultimate bang so hard it caused Dipper to follow on his back shook the bathroom and a figure flew out of the toilet. It landed on the ground, knocking over Soos in the process, and flipped it's tail, splashing water all over the group.

"MERMANDO!!!!!!!!" Mabel dropped her pig and hugged her ex-boyfriend-merman Mermando who was flapping around gasping for air, or water, or whatever a merman needs to live. "Quick! Get him in the water!" Screamed Mabel, "Dipper, do your reverse CPR!"

"Never. Again. Ever." Dipper replied flatly. Crossing his hands over his chest.

"But he's dying!!!!!" Mabel yelled.

"Hey dudes, just use this cooler that I take with me wherever I go." Said Soos, pulling a blue cooler full of water from out of nowhere.

"Ok?" Mabel said as they put Mermando, who's face was now blue, into the cooler.

"Thank you friends, it is true I have returned to Gravity Falls, and I plan to stay here until the war is over."

A collective gasp went through the room, And one snort from Waddles, as everyone responded in awe "The war?!?"