After about a 30 minute break that consisted of Soos going to get Mermando and his cooler, they finally were ready to complete the first part of the plan. They decided that they may as well have a little fun with this step, so they all dressed up as Native American WARRIORS and carried poor Mermando in his cooler over their heads. They marched in time with a loud, cheery, chant that went a little like this: "Dooom, Dooooom, Doooom, Doom, Death, Dooom, To, doom, Mermando, doom." Everyone stood in a line at the edge of the dock and while Dipper reminded Mermando of the plan one last time.
"Alright merman, here's what's gonna happen, we are going to dump you out of this cooler and into Scuttlebutt Lake. You will then swim down to Atlamptis and find the manatee royalty. Next, you shall tell your bride that there is a sale at The Crummy Crab Shack above ground. Once you lure them up, we will begin phase two." Dipper reviewed. On a count of three, they chucked Mermando into the sea and he was never to be seen again.
(Actually Mermando was seen again, that last part was a lie, it just sounds so dramatic, don't you think?)
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