Gravity Falls: The Return Of Mermando (COMPLETED)

The Battle of Lake Scuttlebutt: Part 2

The manatee queen looked as ready as ever for the battle. She had stripped out of her flattering pink dress to a full-on suit of armor. (Don't ask me how that works)

Dipper, on the other hand, looked even more derpy then usual. His red shirt was soaking wet, and his teal vest had long since been discarded. His hair was matted down to his pale face in one wet mop of brown. He held his only weapon, a shriveled up piece of driftwood, and aimlessly hacked away at the manatee queen, who happened to be at least five feet away from him.

Mabel laughed, "Come on dip-dip, let's pretend to be ninjas again. Like when we were kids!" Mabel struck a ninja pose while wielding her katana.

Mermando smiled, "Yeah dipper-dipper, let's be ninjas!" Mermando struck an equally cool ninja pose, and looked towards scaredy cat Dipper, who was awkwardly holding his "weapon."

"Uh, guys, I'm not so ..." But before Dipper could finish, Mabel and Mermando soared into action, combining their katanas to form and "X" shape.

The manatee queen sneered, "Oh Mermando, you're so silly! I hope we can all get over this and just SUFFER!!!"

With that, Mabel and Mermando pushed her backwards, fighting the force of an overweight manatee with surprisingly strong muscles.

The Manatee Queen tipped a little, but managed to stay up. That is, until Dipper jumped forward, eyes shut, and singlehandedly pushed his future wife into the endless abyss of Lake Scuttlebutt.

His piece of driftwood still in hand, Little Dip-Dip looked up to Mabel and Mermando in a state of shock.

"Did... Did I do that?" He asked.

"You sure did little bro!" Mabel beamed, enveloping her brother in a hug.

"You know you're my twin, right?"

"Yeah, you're taller twin!"

And with that, Mabel, Dipper, and Mermando started walking back to the mystery shack.