Stan drove Dipper, Wendy, Soos, Mabel, Waddles, and Mermando to the old junk yard in the Stanmobile. Mermando was still in his cooler and was happily catching up with Mabel, who was showing him how to hold a pig. Dipper was nervously attempting to talk to Wendy, and Soos was blabbing away to Gruncle Stan, who looked like he wanted to kill himself. When the group arrived to the Gravity Falls dump, Stan wished them goodbye and told them that of anything in the junk yard looked valuable, to make sure to pocket it.
Dipper navigated the way through the massive heaps of junk that made up the dump. Wendy and Soos dragged the cooler after them, while Mabel gabbed happily with Mermando, who was holding Waddles. They made their way across the junkyard and to a small hut, with fumes coming out of the chimney.
The group of mystery hunters carefully made their way into the hut, where they heard another strange noise.
"YEE HAW, IM OLD MAN MCGUGGET!" Old man McGugget shrieked as he danced around the fire that was producing the fumes they had seen earlier. Old man McGugget spit into a bucket and kept dancing like a hillbilly.
"This is the genius I was telling you about!" Mermando said as the group snook up on Old Man McGugget.
"YEE HAW, IM OLD MAN MCGUGGET! SPITTING IN A CAN!" Old man McGugget spit in the can again and turned around to face the group. "What do you want? A potion, a meal, time travel?"
"No, we want your advice, we have a problem you see, old friend." Mermando said.
"I'm sorry, do I know ya?" McGugget scratched his beard and screamed more inaudible nonsense, then spit in a can again. Mermando explained his story for the second time that day, and old man McGugget agreed to help.
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Gravity Falls: The Return Of Mermando (COMPLETED)
FanfictionMabel's love life gets another twist as a Mermando, the "handsome" merman that recently married a manatee returns to Gravity Falls in order to get away from his under the sea life. I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS, I AM JUST A FAN COMP...
