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gon x fem!reader x killua

Y/N sighed and played with her maid dress as she listened to Gon and Killua scream at each other.

"PLEASE I AM COMBUSTING IN YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY"

"I'M TRANSFORMING INTO YOUR SONS CRUSTY SEX DOLLS"

"I AM LEVITATING INTO ORBIT"

"Can you fuckers like shut the hell up?" Y/N finally snapped, glaring at the two from her spot in the cell.

You might be wondering what happened here.

Well earlier, there was a trial going on. Gon and Killua were just there for being annoying fuckasses, but Y/N on the other hand was there whole for a another reason.

She's not like other girls.

She also hate crimed someone for being ugly and walked away.

But that's besides the point.

A n y w a y s.

So now, the three of them were stuck in a prison cell together.
Gon huffed angrily, walking away from the scene into the far left corner of the cell.

"Fuck y'all" He mumbled, mamingn making Killua turn his head in his direction.

"Literally kill yourself." Gon spoke to him while playing with his badonkas- i mean his shirt.

"This is why yo mama dead" Killua glared at him.

Y/N walked up to both of them, grabbed a white powdery substance out of her bra and stuffed it into both of their mouths, before putting the cock into her mouth as well.

Gon and Killuw started watching as Y/N began breakdancing while eating cocaine.

"I-is she okay...?" Killua looked a bit concerned.

"Well this is awkward" Gon says in a funny funky silly goofy die die die die die die tone.

"AYOOOO SHE FUCKIN THAT SHIT UP" naruto appears and screams.

Hisoka starts dancing like a chicken while pecking at stuff.

Gon started crying while he tried shoving both of his fists into his mouth.

Killua did a handstand while singing opera.

Literally what the fuck.