My Dead Grandpa 🥺 who had a stroke

Aven gives My Grandpoppy a mini heart attack 🥺

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Working at the Manchester Youth Centre for Unruly Minds (MYCUM), Grandpoppy Styles had a gift for helping the mentally ill. And indeed, Aven Brooks was in dire need of some mental assistance. Losing her father at a young age had left her emotionally scarred, and years of being slapped by an abusive boyfriend with a small dick had left her physically traumatised.

Grandpoppy listened as the whiny little twat ranted about her life. His eyes flicked back and forth between her yellow nails and green sneakers. As Aven finished recounting how a rendezvous with the lead singer of a boy band ruined cherry suckers for her, Grandpoppy Styles finally decided to cut her off.

"Aven," he began. "You have quite a quirky name. I couldn't help but be reminded of my days at AVEN, the Asexual Visibility and Education Network."

"The... what?" she stammered.

"AVEN," Grandpoppy blinked. "Short for the Asexual Visibility and Education Network. The largest online asexual community that strives to create open, honest discussion about asexuality among sexual and asexual people alike. Perhaps you may stop to consider that the reason you aren't attracted to your ugly boyfriend with the small dick is because you are in fact, asexual. Or maybe your boyfriend is. Maybe that's why he's a botto–"

"I really like your green orbs 🌳👄🌳," Aven blurted.

"Pardon?"

"Your eyes are green, that's like my favourite colour."

"So I've noticed..."

"Sorry," Aven blushed. "But was just thinking about what you've said, and I've come to a realisation."

Grandpoppy Styles was glad to hear that his counselling had been of help, but his relief didn't last very long.

"I've realised that I'm attracted to old men," she stated.

Grandpoppy shivered in his 69 year old male body. 

"And," continued the twat, "I like you more than I planned."

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