After you (5sos fan fic)

Excuse me? Ew no! What do you think your doing?

*Calum's point of view* 

"Calum! Wake up!" Ashton says in a chipper voice banging on my door. "We have rehearsals in less then an hour. Why do you need to sleep in tell noon everyday anyway?" He is now standing in my room doing that annoying parent thing where they open the blinds and let all the sunlight in. I just groan as my answer. 

"Wait? Did you say in was 12? I have to be at work in an  hour!" Amy or Annie or something like that asks. I can't remember her name but, I do remember she has a butterfly tattoo on her waist and it is sexy as hell. She rolls out of the bed next to me and she is wearing my fucking flannel.  The annoying part about that is that is IT'S my flannel but, I won't ever see her again so I will never get that back... Oh Great. "Hi, I'm Abbie!" She sticks her hand out towards Ashton. They do the whole introducing thing. ABBIE, SO THAT"S HER FUCKING NAME. That was going to bug me tell I remembered. And I was pretty damn close with the A! I give myself a metal hi-five. 

"If you are looking for your pants they are on the lamp shade." I say pointing in the corner of the room. 

"Oh." She sounds embarrassed and her cheeks are turning like a pinkish color. "So you will call me right?" 

"Of course as soon as rehearsals are over!" I say giving her a goodbye kiss. 

"Okay see you soon!" She hands me her number. "Bye Calum!" 

I wait for her to leave before I tear up the number and toss it in to the trash can sitting next to me. 

"You are not going to call her? She seems nice."  Ashton's brow furrows. See he doesn't get it. He has been in the same fucking relationship with this girl Sydni since like kindergarten now. Don't get me wrong Sydni is great and all. Blonde hair, blue eyes, smoking body she is a total ten but, that kind of relationship is not for me. I could never see myself getting married to be honest. But, Ashton he is probably going to get down on one knee for this girl before December. And I will be happy to be one of the grooms men just not the groom. 

"Nope I'm not but, she was fun!" 

"Where did you find her?" Ashton asks. Sometimes I wonder why he is so noisy. 

"Some club." 

"Well are you ready to go?" 

"Yep." 

When we get to the studio the other boys are waiting for us. Luke in sitting on the ground playing the same three chords over and over again and Michael is sitting on the couch playing on his phone. He is most likely on Twitter. 

"So Cal," Michael says. "get any last night?" 

"Of course. And you?" 

"What kind of a question is that? The answer is always yes." Michael smiles proudly at himself. 

"Me as well!" Luke adds. Luke gets all the girls. I guess being a front-man really helps with that. All he has to say is 'Hi, I am Luke Hemmings' and panties hit the floor. For me and Micheal its a little bit harder. We have say 'I know Luke Hemmings.' and well, panties hit the floor. 

I look over at Ashton to see him rolling his eyes. Well because of the previously mentioned committed relationship thing. 

"Hi, guys." Speaking of the devil Sydni walks in and gives Ashton a quick kiss and then sits down next to us. 

"Hey baby." Ash says. Sydni is are manger that's how the two of them met three years ago and they have been dating ever since. I guess you could say it is kind of a 'meet cute' story if you are in to that kind of stuff.

Then we get to what I do best the music. It's what I live for you know? My passion and shit. 

After practice is over we all go out to get dinner. Tonight it's Italian. Pasta is always a good choice if you ask me. 

"I heard about this sick party downtown! Do you want to go?" Michael tells me on the car ride home. 

"For sure I do!" I yell getting pumped. 

This house is fucking insane when we pull up. I can hear the music blaring from a mile away. Hundreds of people are crammed in to the booze filled house. When we get inside there is a strobe light going off. It makes me dizzy. I need to sit down for a minute. 

"Calum fucking Hood? No way!" I turn around to see this guy I knew before I dropped out of high school. 

"Trey what the hell are you doing here man?" I say getting up and giving him a bro hug.  You think I am a big guy being 6'2". Trey must be 6'6" minimum. He is intimating. 

"This is my fucking house!" He tells me and we make small talk for a while but soon his beer is empty so he goes to refill it. 

"Are you Calum from 5 seconds of Summer?" Blonde bimbo number one says. 

"Yes, yes I am." 

"We love you music!" Blonde bimbo number two says. "Big fans!" 

"That's Awesome."  I wonder if they are twins. That would be cool. 

"I'm Brandi" Bimbo number two says. 

"Candi" Says bimbo number one. 

"Those are wonderful names." They both blush. 

"Do you want  a house tour? The upstairs bedrooms are really nice."  Brandi, no wait Candi says,  Shit I am already getting them confused. 

"There is nothing I would love more." I tell her. She grabs my hand and leads me through the home. 

"And here we have a guest bedroom. Shall we go in?" She asks. 

"We shall."  We lay in the bed and she starts kissing me everywhere this is hot. 

"Hold on!" She says. " Lemme go get my cigarettes real quick! I'll be right back! Don't move." And with that she leaves. So I strip down to my boxers. 

"Excuse me? Ew no! What do you think your doing? Who even are you?" A curly headed brunette says walking in to the room from what appears to be an adjoining bathroom. Her big hazel eyes stare judgingly at me. 

"Calum! And who the fuck are you?" 

"Avery! And this is my fucking room so get out!" She yells. She is hot when she yells. 

"Wait are you Trey's sister?" I ask. 

"Step." She still looks mad. 

"That's cool." 

"Get. Out. Of. My. Fucking. Room." 

Walking back down stairs I find Brandi/Candi. "Babe what happened?" She asks. 

"Nothing..." I slowly walk away. "Michael!" I say pulling him away. "We got to go!" 

And in the car ride home nothing is said. I can't shake this Avery girl out of my head. She was hot. And not a Brandi or Candi hot or even an Abbie hot she was classy like a Julia hot.

Okay so Hi guys! Sorry i have not written in a while i have been distracted. I am sorry if I offended anyone by making calum a dick and a player. I bet he is not like that in real life but, for the purpose of my story he is. Enjoy, more to come soon.