Splatoon manga vines/shit

Um hi-

(quick A/n before we get started) Ok so I deleted my other story. It was cringe so we are here now. AnYwAyS- Um hi?-

Vintage: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Vintage: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Omega: Um....

Red Sole: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Vintage: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Double Egg: *crying* Its working 

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Aloha: Sleepy cuter than tiered. People need to say sleepy and not tired.

Mask: Im sleepy of your bullshit

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Aloha: Hey do you want- Stop Screaming. To watch shrek with me?

Army: I'M IN THE SHOWER-

Aloha: ok. Then when your done do you want to watch shrek with me?

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Monster: IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Mask: oh ok that's fine

Monster: NO REALLY I'M SERIOUS

Mask: I wanna die

Monster:...

Mask:  I insest

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Army: Aloha i know we don't always see things eye to eye-

Aloha: And That's because your too short

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Army: Just a reminder tomorrow's trash day

Mask: *picks himself up and sits down on the curb*

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Double egg: *is hiding Red Sole's knife

Red Sole: Whoever took my knife yo moms a hoe

Double egg: wah-

Red Sole: I SAID WHOEVER TOOK MY KNIFE YO MOMS A HOE!

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Aloha: Chillax 

Army: Chillax is't a word.

Aloha: most often the ones who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most

Army:.....

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*once again past skull and vintage*

Skull: How tall are you?

Vintage: Height is a social construct.

Skull: So your short.

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Short people be like:

Amber: How tall are you?

Blacks: I am 4 foot  10 inches and 3/4. I will destroy you.

Tall people be like:

Cherri: How tall are you?

Amber: 6 ft.

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