Splatoon manga vines/shit

i updated O-O

a/n hello its been what feels like 5 years this most  likely last update. for real now. these are very out of character but have these. 

3: *after surviving being brainwashed by tartar* I have learned something very valuable from this.

8: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should've taken away.

3: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Aloha: Okay, truth or dare?

mask: *forced to play* Truth

Aloha: How many hours have you slept this week?

Everyone:

Mask: ...Dare

Skull: Go to bed.

Mask: I don't like this game.

Army: To be fair you don't like any game that involves us

Army:*writing a story* Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Aloha: Rude.

Skull:That's fair.

Mask: Are you going to want this back?

Army: What the hell guys

Marie: Nothing in life is free.

Callie: Love is free!

4: Adventure is free.

8: Knowledge is free.

3: Technically Everything is free if you take it without paying.

8: WHY. Why did you give 3 a KNIFE?!

4: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

8: Now I feel unsafe!

4: I'm sorry.

4: ... would you like a knife?

3: We need a distraction.

8: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

4, whispering: My time has come

3, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

8: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

8: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

3, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

8: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!

8: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

3, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

4: Change is inedible.