Army: Mask did you get anything good for your birthday?
Mask: No because everything ends up sucking. For example, on my first birthday my mom gave me life. I liked it at first when it was shiny and brand new. Now it fucking sucks and I wish she'd take it back.
S4:......
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Aloha: Challenge time.
Aloha: Yo Army do you think I can make that egg in that basket without it cracking?
Army: No
Aloha: *throws egg at skull* I guess not
*Mask is dying if laughter*
Also ALoha: I'M GONNA RUN FOR MY LIFE NOW
YOU ARE READING
Splatoon manga vines/shit
RandomNO MORE UPDATES Basically what the title says Contains Cursing (cover is not mine)
