Satan Wears Pink

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The room was cramped so I had to make room... by doing that magical bullshit where you enter a small space and it's bigger than the outside. I brought my magical suitcase where once entering, it was a doorway to a big ass space filled with rooms for me and my girlfriend's great needs like a gaming room, toilet, kitchen, library, and best of all, the bedroom. It had the softest bed, you'd hibernate for years in it. I got the greatest television and with all my VHS that I bought from Blockbuster with a great movie selection to get along with the best speakers in the world, it was like heaven on... whatever space I'm on.

After setting down my stuff, we made out a little before laying together on that sweet-ass bed. Fuck, I love my life. we clung to each other and never let go as we kept making out romantically.

"I've missed you~" She said as we continued to kiss

"Missed you too, babe." I said before kissing her again!

We kissed each other's lips as the kiss moved somewhere... risky until we heard someone opening the suitcase and yelling.

"Oi, lovebirds! Mum's calling! Said that the food's ready and to come down and join them!"

"Yeah, stop smoochin' and let's get to eatin', alright?" Fred and George said before leaving us alone as I sighed while Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Welp, there goes the moment." I said

"Well, to be fair, you did say we shouldn't do it until we're REALLY really sure that this thing works." she said as I nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, because, I need to make sure that it wasn't dumb, I want to make sure that you think it was dumb, so we both end up happy after we do it, and we both don't end up regretting it one bit!" I told her as I got out of bed and fed Huginn and Munnin.

"Wow, you've thought that far ahead?" She asked

"Not that far, far enough so that I don't fuck this relationship up. I want to make sure that I treat you right and good since it's my first time so that way, I HOPE to God, that I don't end up with three divorces like my friend's dad back in The States."

"Three divorces?! Wow, what did he do?"

"Well, the first one was the bride canceled it because she realized she was a Lesbian, the second one was his fault since he called out his lover's name instead the bride's name. Third was accidental since they were drunk in and in Vegas so... yeah, three divorces." I said as I softly patted their heads before letting them out of their cages and sit on both of my shoulders.

"Yeesh, that must've hurt. Don't worry, (Y/n). You're going to do fine, I belive in us." Hermione reassured me as she put her hands on my cheeks as I warmed up to them while my ravens put their heads on each side of my head.

"Alright, we gotta go before the twins start hounding us." I said as we both exited the suitcase and headed down to join them.

Once entering the dining room, all eyes met us as Mrs. Weasley came to hug and greet us.

"Oh, Hermione! (Y/n)! So good to see you two again!" She said as she hugged and kissed our cheeks as we did the same.

"It's good to see you too, Mrs. Weasley." Hermione said with a smile.

"Same. So, how was our "Muggle Makeover" for your house, Mrs. Weasley?"

"Oh, it is fantastic! Those muggles sure know how to create things! I've been having a blast with the telly!" she said as my ravens flew to some part of the room to observe us eating as me and Hermione sat down to eat.

I sat next to Harry while I ate. I looked up to meet Sirius's face as I greeted him with an upward nod and he greeted me back and we smiled.

"So, (Y/n), since this is your first magical trial, do you want any advice?" 

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