#1) if you're feeling sad
accept sehun's booty as your lord and savior !!
169% guaranteed !!
#2) if you have nothing to eat
and you're home alone
become a termite
and eat le table !!
1372862/273 customers agree !!
#3) if there is no bacon and eggs
fly your booty over to seoul
and walk to exo's dorm
then ask baekhyun and chanyeol for some
sasaengs approve !!
#4) if your parents refuse to cook you food
call your grandma
and tell her
" grandma, mom and dad won't feed me "
guarantee with a full stomach + a twenty dollar bill + beat up parents !!
#4) if you ever want to be a dog
go to a foreign country
and go to a room with pedophiles
that speak a foreign language
let them all touch you
18338/28 doges agree !!!
#5) if you're on fire
don't ever stop, drop and roll
instead,
sing " dIS GULL IS ON FIYAHH!!"
128 burnt corpses likes this !!
#6) if your crush won't like you back
kiss his booty
and stalk him
stalkers approve of this !!
- Sandi ( asianmuffins )
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