How To Write Smut ( A Very Appropriate Way )

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** IF YOU'RE VERY INNOCENT, PLEASE LEAVE !1! WE LIKE TO PRESERVE THE MINDS IF INNOCENCE !1! **
First way
1) Once upon a booty, _____ and _____ did the boom shakalaka !!!
2) The end

Second way
1) P1 seduces P2 by " Hey angel, you the sexi, are you sexi free and single and ready to bingo my bang bang?"
2) P2 spazzes out and flatters like she met the president of her butthole.
3) They do the bang bang
4) The end

Third Way
1) Overly describe their wand and donut
2) The end

Fourth Way
1) Make them do the bang a bang in a very odd place ( like the depths of hell )
2) The end

~ Make the gull sob about her ex boyfriend
~ Have someone die to make it dramatic
~ Have someone walk in
~ Have sonic play " super junior's spy " out of nowhere
~ Make the guy sing " miss A's I don't need a man " making the gull pass out from fangirling
~ Make them do the bang bang bang bang bang
-Sandi 샌디 ( asianmuffins )

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