this is the final part, mostly because I'm lazy as fack and wanna get this finished with.
Kaede POV
I wake up and Rantaro is standing over me, looking hot as ever. I grab my phone and stand up. "How long was I fainted?" I ask. "Around 30 minutes,," rantaro says. We are about to go our separate ways when Rantaro grabs my arm. "Hey do you wanna go to the park?"
I nod and we go to the park and sit on a bench. Rantaro looks through his backpack. What's happening? He pulls out a letter with a heart on it and gives it to me. I read it.
Dear Kaede,
you sexy as hell. you know it very well.
you eat guacamole like a pro. you have a beautiful pinky toe.
your fainting makes me faint too. i would faint if I faint with you.
i remember when we first introduced ourselves to each other that fateful day,
I knew we where destined to be together from toe to ahoge.
So Kaede, this poem is almost at its end,
but will you be my guacamole and fainting girlfriend?
-fresh avocado 💘💘💘
I gasp and tears come to my eyes. I hug my guacamole and fainting boyfriend. "yes!!!"
All of the sudden, Kiyo comes out of nowhere and ties up a child on the playground with red rope.
But we ignore that and kiss. insert details of making out here how would I know. After that, we go home. Rantaro looks nervous.
"What do you wanna ask me avocado man?" I ask.
Rantaro clears his throat. "Do you wanna... h*ld h*nds?"
I gasp. "WE JUST STARTED DATING THATS U N H O L Y" so we held feet instead as a starter.
-Epilogue or whatever its called-
Rantaro and I are eating guacamole together while I look through my phone when I find an old google doc. The fainting google doc! "Oh i remember this!" I say. "Oh yeah,," Rantaro says. "Wait you knew about this?" I ask. "Yeah, who won?"
I look. "Everyone tied at 1 except for us, who got 2."
"What was the prize?"
"Guacamole."
Long story short, they had to have another guacamole party.
To be not continued...
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Amamatsu (on cracc)
Fiksi Penggemarhelp me please watch out for gUACAMOLE this is a crack ship fic cuz I cant do serious stuff for my life