Amamatsu (on cracc)

HAHA YOU THOUGHT

Rantaro POV

I woke up at the lunch table. The bell was ringing and Kaede was trying to wake me up

"Avocado man we're late" She says. I blink aggressively "Am i not in jail? Don't you hate me?"

Kaede blinks aggressively "No"

"Shuichi and kokichi are dead???? I killed them???" 

"No"

haha you thought readers >:D

I sigh of relief and go to class. I give shuichi a random hug "you're aliveeeee" i ignore cockichi and I give kiibo a hug "you didn't succumb to puns yayyyyy"

"waaaaaah you're so mean :(" kokichi fake cries

"I killed you in my nightmare and I can do it again"

":(" Kokichi walked off

I sit down in between Kaede and Shuichi for my next class, shipping class with my own classmate, tsumugi

We learn a bit about shipping "I ship Rantaro and Kaede 🤫😤😏" says cockichi. What

"What" Kaede and me say and then the bell rings.

We finish our classes and Kaede asks me "hey you wanna come over to my house" I say "yes"

We go over to kaede's house and no one's home. I think kaede's parents are on a business trip like literally every other japanese parents.

We sit down at the table and Kaede says"I wanna ask you something"

"What" I reply, worried

"Do you like cannibalism" is that how it's spelled?? Kaede goes to the fridge and gets out a big bowl of guacamole 🥑

"Yes" I say and me and Kaede eat the whole bowl of guacamole.

"You look hot with guacamole on your face" Kaede says and I faint

Kaede POV

ugh whats with this story and fainting???? I wake Rantaro up I think he's high on guacamole so I put him to bed in my sister's bed and I take a nap too.

I wake up at midnight, thirsty. I go downstairs to get water and I see Rantaro sleepwalking. He is cutting avocados and mashing it up... Is he making more guacamole??

I try to ignore him and I get my glass of water. I go upstairs and fall asleep again.

I wake up in the morning, change, and go downstairs. Rantaro is smiling and he has a big bowl of guacamole

"More guacamole? I'm full" I say

"It's for Shuichi and kiibo! And maybe Kokichi if he begs lol"

We bring the guacamole to school. "Hey kiibo I brought a computer chip for you to eat this with" Rantaro says kiibo looks scared "never mind just another thing in my dream"

We have a guacamole party in among us class. Even mr monokuma joins in. Tenko doesn't want to share guacamole with degenerate males, so we give tenko, himiko, tsumugi, and angie their own bowl. No one lets kokichi have any though