BillDip AU: The Triangle Club

Hidden Gem

The following night Dipper was feeling distraught. He is now a worker at the scandalous Triangle Club and will have to work until his debt is paid. Or he will suffer the consequences. He got his measurements taken by Pyronica and was given the code to get into the club. Tonight is his first day on the job and he was already crazy nervous the moment he saw his 'workers' uniform.

Black leather pants, a black belt chest vest with two shoulder pads on each side. Black shoes with little heels, fingerless gloves, and a bit of eyeliner under the eyes. Dipper took one look at himself and thought he looked like a very inappropriate version of Robbie. That very image disturbed him.

Escorted out to the main area he is greeted by the head of the bar, Hex. Reaching his hand out to give a nervous shake, Dipper tries to hide the displeasure under a false smile. Hex greatly accepts the gesture and shakes Dipper's hand. However, he wasn't so easily fooled.

"Welcome to the team. Dipper right?" Hex spoke as Dipper nodded his head.

"He goes by Pine Slut now Hexy." Pyronica jumped in with a playful chuckle. An embarrassing blush appears on Dipper's face while Hex shot her a cold glare.

"How many times do I have to tell you. Don't call me Hexy!" he proclaims as Pyronica continued to laugh.

"You like it~ Anyways I have some other business to attend to. Have fun you two~" Pyronica waves as she heads up the black velvet staircase.

Hex informs Dipper to follow him behind the bar. Within a split second Dipper is handed a menu with all the items the club serves. It was only a two-page list so it seemed pretty easy to memorize.

"Have that memorized by the end of the night. So we can start the second phase as soon as possible" Hex instructs as Dipper raised an eyebrow. Curious about the second phase.

"O-of course! What's the second phase?" Dipper muttered.

"Customer interaction" Hex simply answers.

"That should be easy. I have worked as a waiter before" Dipper felt a small sense of relief. Suddenly Hex let out a big chuckle.

"A normal waiter maybe but here. You gotta flirt a bit and act promiscuously" he says as he grabs two shot glasses from the counter.

Dipper felt his stomach drop. Flirt? Acting promiscuous? A department that he knows he can easily fail at. Over the years Dipper hasn't really been the best at flirting since his failure at the junior prom.

"I-I don't know man." Dipper stuttered as his palms started to sweat.

"Look, kid. This is a very prestigious club and our boss expects the workers to give the best services we can offer. If you haven't already noticed this club offers services for pleasure and flirting is a form of pleasure." Hex explains.

"I know but—" Dipper was cut off by the sound of a bottle of vodka slammed on the counter. Hex shot him a glare.

"I don't want to hear your excuses. Do as your told! Unless you have already forgotten the penitently" Hex was referring to Mabel's life. With a regretful sigh Dipper obeyed.

"Y-yes sir" he muttered looking down. Hex gives a small smile.

He then pours the vodka into each shot glass. He walks over and hands one to Dipper.

"Goodman. Now take this it will help calm your nerves" Hex says as he takes his shot.

"Alright," Dipper said as he shoots back his drink. The burning sensation made him cough a bit.

"You will get use to it. Before phase two and now you have some alcohol in your system. I want to test you. Lava! Come here!" Hex called out to a bodyguard near the door.

The man in the black suit, black sunglasses, and black fedora walked over to the bar and sat down on a tabletop chair. He looked like your stereotypical gang member or a mob boss. His expression was cold and completely void. Dipper felt a bit intimidated.

"This is Lava our top guard. He is like you say a brick wall. The perfect guy to put your skills to the test. Lava rates all the newbies on a scale from one to ten, so far the highest was a seven. No one has been able to go higher than that" Hex explains.

Dipper looks to Lava who gave him a small wave as a greeting and keeping that same cold look. He could feel his nerves rising and a cold sweat going down his spine. This was the kind of guy you would hate to end up in a fight with.

"You want me to practice on him?" Dipper questions with an uneasy tone.

"That's why I called him here. Now, this only practice so don't worry if you get a low score. Think of it as a way to improve for your next shift." Hex assures him.

"O-okay I will try" Dipper stuttered nervously.

"A tip. Pretend you are flirting with someone you like that usually helps. Begin" Hex gives the command.

Dipper takes a big deep breath and starts his interaction skills. He leans onto the table with his arms holding him. Dipper gives a cute, flirty look to Lava and gently parts his lips to give a smile.

"Hello, sir. What can I get for you this fine evening?~" he spoke in a flirty tone and keeping that same posture.

Lava looked very blank as Dipper waited for a response. He slowly starts to break his posture out of fear that he did something wrong.

"Two" Lava simply answers. Dipper gave him a confused look.

"Two? Oh dear, that's a pretty low score but as I said don't worry it's just practice" Hex assures Dipper.

Looking to the clock hex notices they still have a bit of time to spare. He decides to give Dipper one more try.

"Tell you what. I will let you have one more chance. Try another motivator maybe that will give you the drive" Hex chuckles.

Dipper starts to think for a moment then suddenly it hit. Mabel's life was on the line. If Dipper has to flirt in order to keep her safe then that's what he will do. Now, it just wasn't about his debate anymore. It was about keeping her safe. A look of determination appeared on Dipper's face and he was ready to try again.

"Okay, I'm ready!" Dipper proclaims.

"Let's see what you got kid" Hex chuckles as he stands by and watches.

Dipper takes a breathe and felt his adrenaline running through his veins. Dipper hops on top of the counter with his legs crossed. Hold up his chest slightly to give some confidence. He turns to Lava gently placing a hand under his chin to direct his attention onto Dipper. The other hand on the table for support.

Dipper bits his lip passionately and slightly tilts his head. In order to make his seductive stare very intense and mesmerizing. Dipper parts his lips again but this time letting out a small moan. Lava's attention was certainly captured.

"What can I offer you this evening handsome?~ An old fashioned? A margarita? Or how about a body shot on me" Dipper spoke in a very seductive and steamy tone.

As Dipper gently pulled away he gave a sexy chuckle to Lava. Who was staring so impassioned at Dipper's miraculous performance. As a blush appeared around Lava's face he gives Dippers score.

"T-ten" Lava muttered in awe.

Hex was surprised by Lava's score. So surprised that he couldn't believe it. No one has ever got a perfect ten. He looked to Dipper completely impressed.

"I must admit kid I'm amazed. No one has ever been able to make Lava score that high. Keep up that and you will be out of here in no time" Hex said with a smile.

"That's the plan" Dipper muttered.

With that Dipper started his first night as a waiter at the club. Hex watched from afar as Dipper continued to impress customers and make the other workers envious. Hex quietly chuckles as a thought came to his head.

The kid is truly a diamond in the rough.

~TO BE CONTINUED