GROUPCHAT: bitches be sad
Lana
hey, how y'all doin🤸♀️hermitcrab
I'm doing Lana, thank for asking.lee-yam
mione she didnt actually ask
us 'how we're doin' when she texted
us that. It means she wants something
from usLana
okay leeyam no need to expose me like
dat😗hermitcrab
Oh, what do you need then LaraLana
L-A-N-A not lara and I need help with
malfoy thingyrenee-gade
yes you do need help, your way to obsessed
with messing malfoys mind upLana
shhh! be quiet ren. No I am not.lee-yam
yes u r lana. you actually kinda areLana
mione tell them I'm not obsessed with
it pleasehermitcrab
Sorry can't help you there Lana, I actually
agree with them.Lana
welp thank you mione for the helpLana
! AALLLEEEEEEYYYYAAAAA WHERE R U?
i need ur opinionLana
where is aliya?renee-gade
i saw her snogging zabini in a cornerlee-yam
no way they actually did fall for each otherlee-yam
MIONE U OWE ME 6 GALLEONS 💰💰💰💰💰💰hermitcrab
Uhh why?! Damn it AliyaLana
woah! hermione watch yo profanity and
y'all bet on her and blaise?renee-grade
oh shut up Lana don't act like u didn't
bet on them with me tooLana
why'd you expose me, uhhh why
do people keep exposing me!!Lana
btw ren u owe me 10 galleons😘renee-gade
I HATE YOU ALLlee-yam
Oh shut up you know love ushermitcrab
We love you too Renee❤️aaahhhleeyaaaa
wow I take one nap and you have a
whole arse war. And why were y'all
betting on me and blaise😐 you all
suck arselee-yam
yah especially lana, she sucks malfoys😶Lana
liam I swear to merlin that
I'll go to the ravenclaw common room
and hex you if you don't stfulee-yam
wow your one feisty hufflepuffrenee-gade
hey let's pay attention to who the real victim
here ishermitcrab
Who?Lana
whoaaahhhleeyaaaa
wholee-yam
whorenee-gade
u all sound like bloody owls and
ME IM THE VICTIM HERE! MALFOY
KNOWS WHO I AM
YOU ARE READING
mystery text- d.m- discontinued
FanfictionAn AU if phones were allowed at Hogwarts. All characters reserved to J.K Rowling except for Lana. Originally named 'texting draco' this is discontinued, so read at your own risk, I'm making a new one so......