༻﹡ch.8﹡༺

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GROUPCHAT: bitches be sad

Lana
hey, how y'all doin🤸‍♀️

hermitcrab
I'm doing Lana, thank for asking.

lee-yam
mione she didnt actually ask
us 'how we're doin' when she texted
us that. It means she wants something
from us

Lana
okay leeyam no need to expose me like
dat😗

hermitcrab
Oh, what do you need then Lara

Lana
L-A-N-A not lara and I need help with
malfoy thingy

renee-gade
yes you do need help, your way to obsessed
with messing malfoys mind up

Lana
shhh! be quiet ren. No I am not.

lee-yam
yes u r lana. you actually kinda are

Lana
mione tell them I'm not obsessed with
it please

hermitcrab
Sorry can't help you there Lana, I actually
agree with them.

Lana
welp thank you mione for the help

Lana
! AALLLEEEEEEYYYYAAAAA WHERE R U?
i need ur opinion

Lana
where is aliya?

renee-gade
i saw her snogging zabini in a corner

lee-yam
no way they actually did fall for each other

lee-yam
MIONE U OWE ME 6 GALLEONS 💰💰💰💰💰💰

hermitcrab
Uhh why?! Damn it Aliya

Lana
woah! hermione watch yo profanity and
y'all bet on her and blaise?

renee-grade
oh shut up Lana don't act like u didn't
bet on them with me too

Lana
why'd you expose me, uhhh why
do people keep exposing me!!

Lana
btw ren u owe me 10 galleons😘

renee-gade
I HATE YOU ALL

lee-yam
Oh shut up you know love us

hermitcrab
We love you too Renee❤️

aaahhhleeyaaaa
wow I take one nap and you have a
whole arse war. And why were y'all
betting on me and blaise😐 you all
suck arse

lee-yam
yah especially lana, she sucks malfoys😶

Lana
liam I swear to merlin that
I'll go to the ravenclaw common room
and hex you if you don't stfu

lee-yam
wow your one feisty hufflepuff

renee-gade
hey let's pay attention to who the real victim
here is

hermitcrab
Who?

Lana
who

aaahhhleeyaaaa
who

lee-yam
who

renee-gade
u all sound like bloody owls and
ME IM THE VICTIM HERE! MALFOY
KNOWS WHO I AM

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