ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔫𝔱 (book 2)

Chapter 30

"So, how did it go?" Pooter asked me.

They got here a couple hours after me and my dad dropped off the kids also.

"Mommy you never finish telling me about the snow roach." Amour tapped my leg causing me to laugh.

"I did nit call that lady a snow roach I said snow possum." I corrected causing everyone to die laughing. "I'm dead ass"

"Aye y'all tryna slide to the store." Chino said sitting sir on his shoulder.

"Ya I need to get a leaf." I yawned standing up.

"You can just go get a leaf from outside." Amour said tapping my leg causing me to look down at her.

"No Mimo she want a special leaf." Amir sigh touching his head. I don't know why he calls her that he recently started but it's cute.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPECIAL LEAF?" Izzy asked with his hand in the air waving it around.

"IZZY!" I yelled causing him to put his hand down.

"I'm sorry....what the fuck is a special leaf?" He whispered.

I sat down on the couch and let out a deep breath.

"You know the brown soft leaf that's wrapped around the straw." Amir spoke as if everyone was supposed to know that.

"Wait a minute how the hell you know that." I held my finger at him pulling him in.

"This kid rolled a blunt a recess." He shrugged. "I didn't smoke it with him."

"He...wh-..." I closed my mouth and trying to process what the fuck just happened.

"I am not leaving sir on this environment." Chino spoke shaking his head.

Causing everyone to burst out laughing.

"You deserve a damn tv show." Lee laughed covering his face with his hoodie.

"Fuck y'all." I chuckled. "Y'all go get dressed we're going to the store."

"Last one there looks like mommy in the morning." Amour yelled causing Amir and Izzy to take flight up the stairs.

"Yoooo they haulin ass!!" Pooter laughed kicking his feet.

"STOP MIMO THATS NOT FAIR ME AND IZZY GOT HERE AT THE SAME TIME!" Amir yelled stomping his foot.

"On God fuck them kids." I mumbled sitting back.

A couple minutes later the munchkins came downstairs and we left out the door.

We can ride in the big ass Escalade." I pointed pushing the button on the garage showing the cars.

Piling in to the car letting chino strap Sir up and strap Sincere we got in pulling up at the store.

"Mommy he pee on himself." Izzy tapped me pointing at the homeless man walking down the street.

"Stop pointing." I looked down at him slapping his hand down. "And that's for cursing earlier."

My Escalade is all black wrapped in 5% tints with bulletproof glass, metal and aluminum. I had it custom made when I found out I was pregnant with twins. The other cars were to small.

I passed the kids their tablets and got out the car.

I walked into the store grabbing 3 squeezables, 2 bags of hot fries, 2 bags of hot puffs, 2 bags of cheese balls, a honeybun, 2 hot sausages and a slim Jim.

I paid the cashier and started walking out, "fat ass kids."

I got in the car passing them their snacks letting them divide it evenly. I gave the twins their bottles also letting them out if their car seats to use the twins old iPads to tap and busy themselves. We laid the seats in the car down letting them use their blankets to lay around until it was time to go.