Around 4 o'clock my body finally built up enough energy to get out of bed. I stretch "MOOOOTHERFUUCKERRR"
That's that class A booty clinching stretch.
I walked to the bathroom and sat down getting in my phone checking my timeline.
Quickly brushing my teeth and changing my clothes I walked downstairs seeing everyone still asleep laying around.
"Motherfuckers better pick up a bill sleeping in my shit till days end." I mumble talking shit as I took out the food to cook breakfast. "Bitches got me in here cooking like I'm the help."
I felt a presence on the kitchen as I sliced a piece of butter to put in the water for the grits.
"Damn he put you to sleep huh?" Capo came around the corner laughing.
"What do you want damn." Squinting my eyes at him before continuing to make the food.
"All I'm saying is how did it happen was it a surprise, planned, y'all been flirting? I genuinely didn't see this coming I need tips." He prime as he pulled his phone out going to the notes app on his phone. "Ok I'm ready."
"Shut the fuck up and nothing happened." I cleared my throat as flashbacks of his head between my legs and his lips in the sun along with the sweat on his face. I shook my head before chopping the onions and peppers up for the hash brown.
"Clearly something happened but don't worry your secret safe with me...... Kinda." He smirked as he sat on the counter.
"Kinda?" I raised my eyebrow....he do know I shoot people right?
"I just want a key to one of your cribs. No I won't throw parties or bring random people over I just need to get away from my annoying ass momma damn!" He sighed tilting his head at the ceiling letting out a deep breath.
"Damn what she did to you slim?" I chuckled watching as he looked over to me.
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"Maannnn!" He paused to clear his thoughts and get the most respectful words together because he knows Mina will punch him in his shit if he disrespects ma dukes.
"Let me tell you about this disrespectful human being." He paused. "Fuck it Mina punch me afterwards." He sucked his teeth.
"Mane this bitch trippin calling a nigga while I'm in school telling me to pick up shit for her then get mad when a nigga can't do it. How the fuck you want me to do shit for you then get mad when a nigga not in school. Lil bitch checked my damn room and found weed.... duh bitch I gotta smoke something if I gotta be around yo ass all day." He sucked his teeth, then proceeded on. "Then she fucking with this ole square ass Nigga from Florida city, ole peon ass nigga thinkin he my daddy bitch I will send you to your daddy."
"You don't even kno that man daddy." I side I eyed him as I put the eggs in the pan.
"Well ima send him to Robert." He said with a deadpan expression.
