...when in doubt blame Drugs

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"Fucks sake men, didn't I tell you not to go overboard!" With a snarl directed at him, one can clearly see the Hero's party start fracturing.

This is why I left this party

Ryan didn't bother saying that but merely observed his former party members, two years ago he decided to leave due to many things, one of them is that the leader a cunt with delusions and naivety levels so high that even Lilith(Ryan current boss/employer/client), for all her infinite patience and wisdom, decided to say fuck that! And proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of him in public.

Truly was one of the best things I witnessed in all 26 years of my life.

[Status
Level:872
Ryan Locrow
Title-Mercenary King, Seventh Knight of the Round, Bearer of the Undying Embers, Servant of the Scourge of the Apocalypse
Race-Awakened Human
Class-King of the Freelancers
Hp 132,755/132,755
Mana 83,555/83,555
Stamina 150,000/150,000]

Pretty good stats compare to the world but falls short on his

[Status
Level:999
Will Trident
Title-Hero, Savior, Dragon Slayer, Gods Chosen, Wielder of the Holy Sword, Blessed by the Dragon King
Race-High Human
Class-Hero
Hp 523,000/523,000
Mana 399,999/399,999
Stamina 487,560/487,560]

"Pretty broken huh?" I ask the person next to me who writes something down on her notebook.

"And here I thought High Human were a thing of legends" she adorably pouts drawing some attention due to her cuteness and exotic air, Straight black hair tied to the side showing her nape, tan skin with a few tribal markings that runs down her exposed abdomen, wearing light clothing which have been tailored to better suit her fighting style, gloves, chest plate, and a few accessories alongside a compound bow made from the Apocalyptic Dragons scales, while the Arrows where made in said Dragons infamous flames.

"Well he's the Hero, even Lilith would've been disappointed if he wasn't at least that strong, so don't be depressed that you can't protect her" quickly saving her from spiraling downwards.

"Hmm your right!" She says more to herself "If I go back to how I was I'll be making light of Lady Lilith Kindness" she says making the bow shine in approval before going back to looking ominously.

*sigh* "well I wonder why where here for" taking a few sips from the cold beer that's naturally made in the Elven Empire.

"Lady Lilith didn't tell you about the mission?" I stop midway from finishing my drink before putting it down as mind registers what Apophis just said.

...what a petty bitch

Cursing Lilith for her pettiness before I remembered something.

"Also pay me back for those elven brewage, their not cheap considering I took them out of my personal treasury"

"Yes mam!"

....fuck!

"How much are we getting paid for this?"

"A few million coins why?"

Double fuck! That's my entire pay check down the drain right there!

With a smirk slowly adorning her face she smugly spoke "Let me guess, your in debt to Lady Lilith aren't you?" As I was about to tell her how she cut me off. "Don't bother asking it's written in your face, beside how long do you think we've been partners for? Much less part of the round table?"

"I...good point, let's just finish this job so I'm not in debt again" I shudder as I remember that petty, psychopathic women running me ragged all because I was naive enough to trust her. Seriously if she acts arrogantly like that to people stronger than her she'll get herself killed sooner or later.

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