Reincarnated in another world as a great one

And so an eldritch boogaloo was born

Yay I finished this chapter!!

Not much to say aside from...I hope you enjoy this chapter!!
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As my mind is clouded and thinking causes a massive headache that feels as if I'm being hit by a hammer in the face and then getting a concussion.

Enough talking about my headache, I would very my like to think that I'm drowning due to the fact that I feel submerge in liquid, and trust me I don't like swimming, and so I feel no im sure that my sense have gone on overdrive since the noises that I'm hearing feel as if my ears are gonna rupture, my nose picks up a strange smell, my sense of touch feels as if I gotten goosebumps, and finally my eyes...I can't address said problem if all I see is darkness.

And for some reason my mind starts playing a music that's been overused.

'Christ almighty what the hell is this place' not long do I question where in the three vagina holes am I.

But of course I start feeling as if something's pushing me out, it pushes then stops then pushes again which bear in mind as my sense of touch is extremely sensitive is extremely painful that it even tops getting killed by truck-kun for a split second but only for a split second as I feel my body being hit breaking my bones and puncturing my lungs as I'm sent flying into a gas station which coincidentally a start bullet narrowly misses me but it hits the gas tank causing it to explode burning me alive in the process.

And so as I'm being pushed out and see the light something clicks inside my head "Ohh you got to be fucking kidding me, I'm reborn as a baby" and so as I'm out of my moms womb I start tearing up as I feel the phantom pain, but not even making a deal with an eldritch god of insanity and sadism could've prepared me for the loss of my partner that's been with me for years and one that has been blue balled ever since I chose the way of the weeb.

As my eyes get watery I have one thought before I led the dam break 'I lost my dick'.

And so on this day and eldritch god was born, causing every divine being to shudder in fear for years to come, the sound of crying that carries sadness can be called its sound of being reborn or just the tears of a man that's lost his dick and found out that he's been reborn as a girl.

Three year time skip since I'm to lazy to bother writing.

In the courtyard of a beautifully....typical noble mansion that can be found on any lackluster manga or any shitty isekai anime*ahem* said court yard is beautifully decorated with roses that symbolizes love or lust....anyway you can hear the sound of a girl laughing with sadism in her voice as she brutally, and mercilessly squashes the bugs that dared tress pass on her land.

Our protagonist P.O.V(or Lilith's point of view

"Ahhh~nothing like good old fresh air with the spice of killing bugs" I mutter with joy as my cheeks are flushed, which makes no sense as I'm three years old and theirs no fucking way a three year old can blush with sadism....is their?.

Enough talking about the body of a three year old, so since I'm monologuing here do we begin, well it all stared when I lost my dick and found out I was reborn as a girl, but not a run of the mill girl no I was reborn with the name of the first female in Christianity....I think I'm not to sure since my knowledge of religion, especially this one where people rape others and extort in the name of god, truly we lived in such wonderful times, anyway aside from losing my dick and getting a vagina.

I notice that my mom is some high quality milf material as soon as I got a good look at her, long blonde hair that shines as if blessed by the morning sun, amber gold eyes, a huge rack that somehow isn't saggy and is perky with rose pink colored nipples(she breast fed me so I got a good look),a bewitching figure that can tempt both sex with a plump ass, not only that but she smells like lavender and her thighs can probably match the legendary thighs of Rin(I think).