ForBiden... || CrackFic [✓]

C3: Taylor Putin

Putin looked at his desk emptily. How could Barackolli do this to him? What had he ever done to deserve this? He is going to pay. Putin gathered a secret army and it headed towards 'MURICA! 

~Time skippy by a week~

Obama sat on his bed, full of pain. It had only been a week and the news exploded with his... past... relationships. Michelle Obama was outraged. Obama's life had been turned upside down and screwed up its own ass. What was he going to do? W- wait what the hell was that noise... hellacopters (hella helicopters B| ))? Barack hurried to the window and GASP! A Russian army was at his window!! Barack was defiantly screwed! 

THE DOOR OPENED! Who would come in at such time!? It was.... MITT ROMNEY! What?! But he was over with Obama! Forget that, Obama is being shot at by Vladimir! Obama ducks for cover. Mitt Romney pulls out the automatic freedom 360 no-scope rifle! Mitt decided to protect Barack, even after the whole scene from a week ago. 

"Sempai, I couldn't leave you! I-i... I love you!" Romney yelled at was sHOT IN THE CHEST. 

Mitt fell over onto the floor (and now you're lyin on the cold hard ground), blood staining his clothes. Obama was filled with shock and ran over to his limp, dead body. He held it close and threw it out the window at Putin. It wasn't very effective.