ForBiden... || CrackFic [✓]

C2: Getting Dirty

They were alone. Hiding in a closet. No one near except the two lovers. Their blushing faces stared into each others eyes. Suddenly, Barackolli had an idea. He took out... THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! Obama had gone Nicolas Cage just for this moment! Mitt's once fully fancily dressed body was bare. Obama has seen his own nude body but this was Mitt's! His face went full red. Barack then activated... SEME MODE! He took the declaration of independence and thrust it into Romney. Romney moaned at the sudden pain and pleasure. Why hadn't Obama legalized gay marriage? The thrusts got harder and faster. Romney moaned louder, and panting intensified. 

 ...

It was too loud.

Walking in, was the president of Russia himself! Vladimir Putin had caught his waifu cheating!

"P-Putin! It isn't what it looks like! I can explain!" Obama said fearfully.

"O-Obama!!! I thought we had something together!" He cried, "It's over between us!" 

Putin ran off crying, and Obama was stunned. Romney looked at Obama. "W-wait... You're with... Putin? How could you!" 

Romney got fully dressed and walked away, full of disappointment.