Ancient love (FINISHED)

13. Battle Royale II

Plato POV

What in the name of Hades? What the Zeus what the Zeus what the Zeus.

I am highkey freaking out at this point. After I ran away I developed a huge drinking problem in the time span of like a day. That resulted in some.... interesting situations.

*flashback*

I walk outside of the bar. Well, walk? More like crawl forward. The point is I am moving. I end up at a temple and decide to go inside because why not chill with the gods?

"G'day to y'aaaaaaaaall!"

I see a beautiful man standing there and decide to shoot my shot, I'm single now anyway.

"Hello beautiful, how are you doing on this lovely evening?" I say as I grind my bottom against the man.

"What is a gorgeous being like you doing here all alone?" I giggle slightly as I try to kiss the man.

Meanwhile on the Olympus

"GUYS WHAT THE HADES"

"Zeus what's the biggieeee? Got another kiddo somewhere?"

"NO THIS DUDE IS FLIRTING WITH ME IN MY TEMPLE"

"I thought you liked that?"

"I AM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE FLIRTING"

"Aww guys look at this! Zeus can't handle being the bottom for once boohoo."

"I AM NOT A BOTTOM AND I WILL LIGHTNING YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE-"

"LANGUAGE ZEUS"

"Sorry mom... Anyway I'm gonna throw his butt into the colosseum. The Romans can deal with him from here, I'm done."

*end of flashback*

I cringe as I think about it. A new problem rises now though, my two ex-boyfriends are here and I think I will actually murder someone if they start kissing again. We slowly walk towards each other, eyeing each other cautiously as if trying to guess the next move.

Once we get close enough we stand still for a moment. Then, we jump on each other for a big group hug.

"I missed you guys so much!" I exclaim.

"We are so sorry about everything, we love you!" Aristotle tells me.

Guard POV

I see the prisoners dragging knifes along each other's skin and screaming. I laugh, enjoying their suffering.

"Dude, are they...doing the dirty?" The guard next to me asks me.

I look closely and notice that the screams aren't screams of pain, but screams of pleasure.

"Ew what the Jupiter. I have seen some gross stuff here but this is just-"

"Should we send the lions in to end it?" The other guard asks me with disgust.

"Yea that's a great plan..."

I give the signal to send out the lions, hoping that'll end it quickly. The lions exit their cage into the arena and slowly stalk towards their prey. The three in the middle look up and notice the lions slowly walking towards them. They pick up the chains and weapons they brought in and....

"What the actual fuck. Just- what."

"Yea this is it dude I'm kicking them out. I can't watch them do this to those poor lions any longer."

Socrates POV

Five minutes after the battle started, we got thrown out of the arena.

"So... What do we do now?" I ask.

"I don't know. Now that even the Colosseum doesn't want us, we might as well stab the emperor." Aristotle proposes.

Plato and I shrug our shoulders and we start planning.

After hours of hard work we assembled a group of senators, including Caesar's best friend Brutus.

"Okay gamers, are we ready?!" I exclaim. I have never been this social before damn.

My call is met with yells of agreement and I know we are ready to go. We walk into the building acting all casual. We planned to burst into his office and take him right there and then. But luck is on our side and Caesar comes walking down the stairs towards us.

After this we high five the guys and go on our way.

"I think it's time to go home guys." Plato says while yawning.

"Yea me too." Aristotle agrees.

We link hands with the three of us and start skipping home.

Then, I wake up in my home in Athens. It may not be real, but now I do know what love is.

Author's note: so yes guys this was the end of this monstrosity :)

All there is left to say is, I'm deeply terribly sorry for putting this out there and if you're my future employer reading this thinking "what the-". I swear I've changed and this was just a joke. Please don't reject me over this.