One month later
'SOCRATES! ARISTOTLE!' I yell. 'WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?'
I skipped into the house, ready to cure those stupid idiot boys and my own depressing broken heart. When I get to the living room I stop dead in my tracks.'WHOSE KID IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?' I yell at the terrified kid in the middle of the room. Instantly, the kid starts crying.
'You friggin crybaby! That'll teach you to not just walk into someone's house. Now get the frog out!'
The kid starts to cry louder calling for his dad.
'You're dad isn't here you little sheit, so if you aren't out of my sight in two seconds you'll be in some real trouble!' I warn him.All of a sudden a second and a third kid join.
'WHAT THE ACTUAL AAAAH' I get so frustrated I just yell.
At this exact moment Aristotle walks in carrying a FOURTH kid on his arm.
'Aristotle what the herk is going on?' I basically yell at his face.
'Calm down Plato, you're scaring them!'
'I'm scaring THEM?!'
'Plato from the old Greece, you will NOT scare MY KIDS under MY roof! So you either cut out the attitude or you're gonna have to leave!'
'These are yours?' I ask, my voice breaking.
'Mine and Socrates' kids, yes.' He says with pride.
'You guys adopted kids, while I was gone?' I think I'm crying now, I don't even know.
'We just felt like the time was right, after two weeks of marriage you know?' Aristotle immediately answers.No! No no no no NO! This CAN'T be happening???
'So y-you guys don't need me anymore?' I ask carefully.
'I'm sorry, we love you, but actually, no...'...
'Oh, I see how it is then...' I say, definitely crying now.
'Plato I-'
Before he can finish his sentence I run outside, dramatically dropping the flower.Once I'm on the street I let myself fall to my knees.
'WHYYYYYYYYYYY?' I cry to the big ruthless sky.
'Please just whyyYYYYYYY?'
'Dude will you shut up? We're all trying to sleep and you're just being plain rude now.' I hear someone shout from their window, it's like the entire world is against me now.I sigh deeply and decide it's time to leave, I'm going to find the loneliest place on earth and just yeet myself off edges there I guess.
I wrote this at 3:30AM so no judgement allowed. Yeehaw ma doodz
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Ancient love (FINISHED)
FanficA threeway relationship between Plato, the bread king, Socrates, the anti-social cutie and Aristotle, the possessive boyfriend. DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE!! This is a crackfic (I think?) - Won't contain cursing, only in funny form. ('son of a...