"Here we all are gathered together to see one of our own off to the afterlife," Chrollo said.
Phinks was crying and Machi was reluctantly patting his back. Nobunaga was glum with a depressing aura and Feitan awkwardly patted Nobunaga's thigh to comfort him.
Chrollo and the rest of the Phantom troupe sat in silence. Machi grit her teeth and clench her fist. "That damn Hisoka-"
She was interuppted by the church doors being flung open. It was Y/N who was crying a fucking river. Y/N ran all the way from the door to the coffin just crying hella loud.
Y/N flung themselves over the casket, sobbing. The members looked at each other in confusion.
"Who is this?" Chrollo asked them and everyone shrugged.
"OH LORD HE TOOK A GOOD DICK!" Y/N cried out.
Everyone froze. "What the did they say?" Phinks asked in disbelief.
"He took a good dick from this earth," Y/N repeated, still bawling.
"He- He- He- took a good dick oh lord," Y/N kept shouting in dispair.
"What in the hell?" Nobunaga whispered.
Everyone was baffled and watched as Y/N sobbed over Shalnark's casket. This funeral went to absolute shit.
Fin?
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How Shalnark's Funeral Went to Shit
FanfictionOur beloved Shalnark has died and this is the funeral the Phantom Troupe held in his memory (Kortopi's is next). Things were going well until a certain Y/N appeared This is inspired by none other than TS Madison's video The cover art is by kitten7...
