A/N: You are probably asking yourself wtf why did you write this, it's not even a oneshot. Sounds so childish. Idk it reminds me like one of those songs/poems we would learn by heart and then recite in front of all the class when we were kids. Cute and nostalgic, also I would totally know this by heart as a kid and recite it in school in front of my class. Consider it a New year's present.
EXO song (more like poem)
Here's a little song,
Dingidy dingidy dong.
It's about the way all of us,
See our EXOplanet Gods.
First on our list is Juncotton,
Better leader could've never gotten.
Ready or not,
You'll be like OH MY GOD!
Meanie or not,
Kyungsoo's lips are hot.
Bitchy but hot,
We like Sehun a lot.
Derpy, weird and tall,
Just like Chanyeol.
Sexy but shy,
That must be Kai.
He's not just sweet,
He's Xiuweet.
Acting like a Looney tune,
Is actually Baekhyun.
The troll among these men,
Is called Chenny, Chenny, Chen.
The lost sheep Lay,
Is our Chinese bae.
WE ARE ONE is what we stan,
You could never look away again.
