Willoughbys Reader insert

Sending them away, and part of Y/N's secret life.

The children put the Reprehensible Travel Agency onto a hook and crank, moving it into the room their Parent's are in. Mother makes a sweater for one of the bird decorations and Father makes something like a ship in a bottle, only with an image of him and Mother in front of a fireplace.

"Ah. Exquisite." Father smiles.

The brochure lowers onto the table, and the parents scream like girls. Only when girls scream it sounds normal. They suddenly stop screaming when Mother speaks.

"Father."

Father replies, "Yes, poopsie."(HELP ME! The pet names were bearable the first time I watched it, but having to write them makes me cringe so much my fingers cringe!)

Mother asks, "What is it?"

Father, for lack of a better word, Worms towards the brochure, then terrified, picks it up, as if it's about to explode in his hands. It unfolds, and he hums in thought.

"What does it say, Fatherkins?" Mother asks.

Father answers, "'See the world'."

Mother asks, "See the world?"

"'Have adventures'."

Mother sing-songs, "I'd loooove..." She knocks the bird into the fire, turning the fire green momentarily, "To have an-" She knocks Father's picture in the bottle into the fire, "Adventuuuurrrrrreeee!"

Father smirks, "You know what else, Mother?"

Mother asks, "What, Father?"

Father smirks, "No children allowed!" then does this strange chuckle that sounds like a seal, if it weren't so insulting to seals.

"I would love that." Mother giggles.

Father gets closer to Mother and smiles, "Do the hula, my love." He then does the disgusting purring, then continues, "You make me spin whirlybird style."

Mother then gasps, slapping Father.

"No. Stop. Wait." Mother frowns, "If we leave these children here alone, they'll ruin everything."

Father frowns, disappointed, then gets a devious idea.

"What if we didn't leave them here alone? Huh? We could get them... a nanny." Father smirks.

Mother asks, "But aren't good nannies expensive?"

Father replies, "Yes, mother! So we'll hire a not good nanny! For cheap!"

"To adventure. Are they gullible or what? I mean, I never thought they'd fall for it. Did you?"

***

Y/N shrugs, "They fell for it. Now, time for bed. We'll watch them leave in the morning."

Barnaby's smile, "Thanks, Y/N."
"Of course, Y/N."

Tim smiles evilly.

"Tim... Bedtime." Y/N frowns.

Tim nods, "Of course. Goodnight, siblings."

Y/N smiles as she turns the light off. She then sneaks out of the house, no one noticing.

"Oh, Y/N's leaving. Oh, don't worry, humans. She's fine. She does this all the time. How do you think she's survived so long?"

Y/N climbs over the fence via the trees. She then runs a few miles downtown. She takes many turns, left, right, she even climbs up buildings. Y/N walks into a Coffee shop, orders a coffee, then leaves with the coffee, leaving some cash on the counter. She climbs up a building, then jumps from rooftop to rooftop to find the place she's looking for. An alleyway with a whole bunch of people in it. She slides down the pipe quietly.