This is gonna be heeeeeeella 18+ in the worst way possible.
"Hewowowwoowowo Satan!" Said Obama-kun. He had been here for 10:9($,&,@/02$& years and Satan couldn't handle him. "Why are you here?" groaned Satan. "I... I want your giant c-" "Shut the fuck up." Satan interrupted Obama. "I'm going on a fucking vacation you little bitch you can have my job, you'll probably do better than me."
Obama-kun was overjoyed! A job from Satan himself? It's like a dream come true!
Of course, Satan had left no instructions, so Obama-kun just went to his office and started jac- investigating. Yes, investigating to find out what he did. Not covering the place in his cum.
Nope.
Maybe just a bit.
Why is the office white now.
Oh god.
"what's up Obamamamamamamamamama-kun it's me ańgry pômeraniixjcnnsnfnn I'm here to complain to the manager." Said a voice from behind Obama-kun.
"Hewwwowowodojfncjdoowowo! I'm the mangew now what do you want?!" Askjednk Obama-kun.
"I do not belong here because I have a superiority complex"
"no"
"Fuck you djeddak die bitcc stinky man *racism* stinky fuck die you die fuck" Said pomegranate. "I will shred your bones with my teeth if you don't let me out I swear to fucking satan"
"flushed emoji" Responded Obama-kun
"What the fuck are you okay no you aren't stupid ass bitch you belong in a mental hospital is that your quirk? huh? being a dumbass? that's your name now you are a dumbass because I'm stupid and can't remember names ahxhjxhahahahahahjxn"
Obama-kun began to realize why Satan left.....
He needed some alone time because his job was just so... stimulating.
"fuck youdd djsmsn dkcls stinky ass bitch what do you want from me huh do you want me to wait why is everything white what"
Obama-kun realized he hadn't cleaned up from before and his face flushed.
"Cum 😳" Obama-kuhuhnûkun said.
Angry Pomeranigranatean was so confused he had a stroke and was covered in cum by the end of it.
"Mmmmm tasty yumfmvm yum" He said.
"me wan more cimfmvnsmum"
Obama-kun looked at him, wondering whether to supply what he wished for. After all, he was taking the place of Satan, it was his job to cause suffering to the residents, and giving a taste of something then snatching it away was a great way to do that.
Those thoughts made Obama-kun horny.
"Œkay you cæn have cūm" saisixjisd Øbama-Bitch.
Pomemdmfmemsmaksoopapop moaned in excitement, craving the sensation of Obama-kuns giant, pulsing cock being thrown across the room like a- wait what.
"What the fuck did you do to my office??¿??"
Yelled Satan angrily. It turns out time in Hell goes a lot faster than time in [vacation spot redacted due to: Author's laziness]
He then proceeded to grab Obama-kuwuns enormous, throbbing cock and yeeted him into the ;9?'eow0:@,' layer of hell, along with Bakucnjcksmsmskcih.
That's it.
Did you expect quality?
A coherent story?
Then why are you still here?
