Hi everyone! Before you start reading Azalea's rules, (I won't keep you for too long haha) I just wanted fo say this is the first part for this whole thing. Wow kinda scary haha. I hope that you enjoy and like it because I certainly did making it. Enjoy!!!!
This is Lilah's personal book, so if anyone who I do not want to read this is in fact reading this, I will find out. Don't think I won't. Especially you Grey, yup I know you're already reading this so just close it now, thank you very much. You all have been warned....
-Azalea or Lilah to mr grumpy mcgrumperson
1.) Never ever, not in a million years forget your big girl britches because the world is a b- word!
2.) Never ever,ever, lie to Mr.Terrip, as he will always find out(it kinda scared me)
3.) Always have some go go juice on hand
4.)Do not, under any circumstance, tell anyone about you're CIA training
5.) Never never never never never never everrrr tell anyone unless it is necessary, that you are a CIA spy.
6.) Whenever you walk into a room or building, make sure it is known to everyone that you have arrived(even Jonas, that little dingleberry).
7.) Whenever bored, go and annoy Grey, because he needs more of you're awesome swag in his life.
8.) You can never, ever eat too much pizza.
9.) Snack Grey whenever he is being too much of a single berry.
10.) Whenever possible, smack Grey on the booty.
11.) Smack Grey when you wake up.(he needs a little kick in the morning to get up, he's not really a morning person).
12.) Skip, not walk when using a cross walk because walking is just boring.
13.) Always drop by the bookstore whenever you can, Mr.Terrip needs the company.
14.) whenever upset, watch so many Netflix movies and eat so much food that you fall asleep.
15.) When you fall asleep, make Grey take care of you because he's you're b-word.
So first part completed! Wow that was fun. Tell me if you liked anything specific or just say hi haha. (Only if you want no pressure :))))
And please vote if you like it, as it really helps me as a new writer. :)
-Madison
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Azaleas 342,941 rules
RomanceThis is from a book called "Lilah" on Wattpad and is just a whole bunch of rules that the funny, and a little weird main character has for her and others. This will not make any sense if you do not read the book first though.
