Broccoli
12:04pmBroccoli:
"Daddyyyyyy"Dad:
"I hate you."
"Did you know that?"Broccoli:
"Ye ye wat evr"Dad:
"Ok, what the fuck do you want?"
"Make it snappy I'm eating lunch and need to be back in class by 12:34"Broccoli:
"Okkk so wold u desribe ursrlf as segc"Dad:
"What is 'segc'"Broccoli:
"Sornd it out"Dad:
"I-"Broccoli:
"😀"Dad:
"You need friends"Broccoli:
"So do u"
"Brt Jus ansr thr wuesitkn"Dad:
"UhM I don't know-"Broccoli:
"Well do u havr any frens i crn refer to?"Dad:
"What the actual fuck-"Broccoli:
"Then r u segc?"Dad:
"I can physically cannot Izuku"Broccoli:
"I'll use proper grammar"Dad:
"..."Broccoli:
"I'm using proper grammar so you have to tell me"Dad:
"As much as I would love to answer your question,"
"No❤️"Broccoli:
"Ugh fkgemamst then"Dad:
"What..?"
"Why is your grammar worse?-"Broccoli:
"Jests nswdre the wuestionw!!!"Dad:
"I have no friends for you to refer to and I will not be answer the question 'are you seggc'."Broccoli:
"Pleaseeeeeee🥺🥺🥺"Dad:
"Like a few emojis would change my answer"Broccoli:
"Frne I'll jsut grt Mina ti ffind all ur sociak media & tell m"Dad:
"She wouldnt"Broccoli:
"O but she wood"Dad:
"It's would not wood btw"Broccoli:
"..."*'broccoli' has made a group chat with you and 'Pink bitch👽'"
*broccoli has renamed group chat to FBI*
FBI
12:10pmPink bitch👽:
"????"Broccoli:
"I heed u ti frin dads docial media so I can no if his segc or nit"Pink bitch👽:
"What makes you think I don't already know what he looks like"Dad:
"You don't"Pink bitch👽:
"I don't?"Dad:
"..."
"Do you?"Pink bitch👽:
"Well I mean, whatever helps you sleep at night🥰"Broccoli:
"GIVE"Pink bitch👽:
"Nahhh I'm not that rood"Dad:
"Wait you actually-"Broccoli:
"MINNAAAAAAA"
"IVE BEEN SOAMMING YOU FOR 2 MINUTES I WANT THE PHHOT"Pink bitch👽:
"Nah I think not"Dad:
"Yeah, pls don't"Broccoli:
"OH WAIT SHE WAS SIRUS"Dad:
"Sadly, yes"Broccoli:
"MINA"
"Is dad seggc?"Pink bitch👽:
"Yessss he is very much daddy material"Dad:
"I hate it here"*dad has left FBI*
Pink bitch👽:
"Damn."Read 12:19pm
A/N:
For those of you curious here's the photo Mina found vvvAlright that's all for now folks I'll be back later
And yes I did in fact edit the photo on Snapchat
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