broccoli
11:28am
broccoli:
no ofencse daddy but i just say a rly cute boy outaide my cafe 😩"
dad:
"Oh?"
broccoli:
"ye he had purpel hair n wad rly tal"
dad:
"Did you see his face?"
broccoli:
"no sady
dad:
"Good because I just walked by your café"
"Also, learn how to spell."
broccoli:
"WAIR l R U SERIUS??? WAS TGAT U DADDT????? U BETR NOT B FUCKING W ME"
dad:
"Idk, I never said that was me. I just said that I walked by"
broccoli:
"DADDY PLS WAS IT YOU??? TEL ME DADY WAS IT IM BEGIGNG0
dad:
"I'm really starting to consider divorcing you rn😐"
broccoli:
"WAIT SADDY NO PLS"
dad:
"Okay, then stfu I'm in class and the teacher is about to come in."
broccoli:
"ughhhhhgg fine bye daddy🙄🙄"
"love you😘"
dad:
"lyt"
"kind of"
broccoli:
"awwwwwee you luvv me<33"
dad:
"I take it all back."
broccoli:
"IM SORY"
dad:
"no. I'm going, bye"
broccoli:
"bye🥲"
read 11:33am
pink bitch👽
11:34am
broccoli:
"MINA MINA MINA"
pink bitch👽:
"what you twink"
broccoli:
"dam didnt have to come for me like that😟"
"but anywys wat colr is hitos haur??"
"i saw a rly hot guy with purpel hair 2day and hito said he walked by mr cafe"
pink bitch👽:
"mmmm i can't say but maybe it was maybe it wasn't 🤷🏾♀️"
broccoli:
"fuck you😐"
pink bitch👽:
"♥️♥️☺️"
read 11:36am
A/N:
but look i've made you some contenttttttttt
daddy(or mommy or parental unit idc) made you your favorite open wideee😩☝️
anyways new update for my lovely readers
i should be asleep but fuck that
also since i'm obsessed i'm going to tell you my current favorite song which is vanilla curls by teddy hyde and my favorite lyric from it is
"it isn't over, let's call it:
an infinite intermission"
anyways good day/night/whatever time is
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