Unknown to the world • A Shindeku ChatFic

chapter 33 • meeting the inlaw(s)

these bitches gay????
11:02pm

broccoli:
"@EVERYONE"
"IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID"
"BUT IM BORED AND CRAZING CHAOS"

dad:
"Izuku, please don't..."

uravity:
"oh god"

goddess:
"i can feel myself aging"

karen:
"fuck this bullshit."

icythot:
"I'm not usually present, but I have decided to interact with everyone."

dad:
"whom the fuck"

frog supremacy:
"Shoto! hello!"

emo chick:
"hi shoto, it's been a while!"

icythot:
"Yes, I've been quite busy lately, mainly just watching from the sides so i understand what's going on between shinso and izuku."

dad:
"Great, another one of this idiots friends, at least you seem cool."

broccoli:
"I BRING CHAOS UPON THEE"

*broccoli has added eraserdead to the chat!*

eraserdead:
"Problem Child. What is this?"

broccoli:
"and let the games begin"

pink bitch👽:
"AIZAWA SENSEI?????? HUHH"

dad:
"idk what's happening but i don't like it..."

eraserdead:
"mm, and who exactly are you?"

goddess:
"yikes..."

dad:
"You want the long story or the short story?"

eraserdead:
"Short one, thanks."

icythot:
"Oh, now I get to know how you and Izuku met."

pikachu:
"now that i'm thinking about it i don't think ajyone but them and ochako know how they met"

manly man:
"english denks, english."

pikachu:
"sorry dude"

dad:
"Good because I wasn't going to go in full detail anyways"
"Long story short, Izuku the idiot texted me instead of ochako one day about how karen stole the kids. Then he kept bothering me and further extended my reach of idiots by introducing me to more of them. He also forced me to get married to him via text thanks to Mina."
"He also can't spell for shit."

broccoli:
"YERS I CANT WAT R YOU TALKIGN ABOT??"
"*UES8"
"*YES"
"*CAN*
"*WHAT"

eraserdead:
"No, please stop we'll be here forever."

frog supremacy:
"I'm fairly upset because i wasn't em invited to the wedding..."

Icythot:
"I as well, I could have been Izuku's best man"

pikachu:
"Jokes on y'all I was there"

karen:
"wtf"

dad:
"Y'all do know that wedding was held against my will... right?"

pink bitch👽:
"yeah... and don't give a fuck."

eraserdead:
"Mina, that's illegal, what did I tell you all about being illegal?"

broccoli:
"if u canr do thw time"

uravity:
"if you can't do the time,"

icythot:
",Don't do the crime."

glasses👓:
"*sigh*, Don't do the crime!"

eraserdead:
"Yes. and Im 100% sure Mina would either have a mental breakdown or body everybody in prision if they touched her hair."

karen:
"but when four eyes and deku's little squad tried to commit murder it wasn't a big deal?"

broccoli:
"KACCHAN"

glasses👓:
"Bakugou, I can assure you that we didn't attempt to commit murder!"

icythot:
"it was a failed murder."

glasses👓:
"well..."

broccoli:
"Tenya dont even denu it we all no u wre about to lotrely murk that guy"

uravity:
"we were all ready to do the time anyways"

dad:
"I can already just FEEL the grey hairs"

eraserdead:
"Been there done, done that."
"imagine dealing with these idiot 24/7 for three years? and counting even when i'm not supposed to be dealing with them anymore."

Uravity:
"it's not our fault we all are either fatherless, should be fatherless, have fatherless behavior, or just want more fathers."

Dad:
"Is that- Is that why Izuku made me dad😟"

broccoli:
"how wuod u jot knoe if i wad judt beigm kinky?"

eraserdead:
"i hate it here."

dad:
"Tell me about it."

broccoli:
"DONT BE HOMONOPHIBC DADS"

eraserdead:
"we are not your fathers."

read 11:27pm

A/N:
MORE UPDATES
ok but seriously i'm sorry for just disappearing and halting updates like i've been doing. ive been really busy with school and shit so i haven't really had all the time i need. but i'm making it work!

i won't promise a frequent updating schedule but updates may be getting more regular? i'm not sure but i hope you all enjoyed this chapter and if you can't teddy anything just tell me and i'll translate from izuku to english

anyways bye and love you all!
thanks for putting up with my bullshit <3