Fuck society!
Who's idea was it anyway? Did some random guys just sit a a bar and go
"Hey, John, I think we are the perfect embodiment of mankind."
"I agree, Bob. I think all of us at this bar are perfect. Wouldn't you agree, Carl?"
"Exactly. Let's call it society..."
And so society was born.Can I ask why?
Those guys where big assholes thinking they are perfect. Who is perfect? Nobody. I can't stress the amount of annoyance I feel.
Examples:
I want to wear pyjamas to go outside. I can't though. Why? SOCIETY!!!I want to do something without people giving me dirty looks. I can't though. Why? SOCIETY!!!
I want to walk somewhere without people thinking I'm doing something wrong. But I can't. Why? SOCIETY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
Back to the pyjamas. I do see people going to big supermarkets in pyjamas and rollers in their hair but there's something called 'social standing' which means they can and I can't. Sometimes I want to be comfortable and warm when walking the dog and I'm to lazy to get changed. I can't wear my pyjamas though. It's pyjama-ist! Society is pyjama-ist and not letting people wear pyjamas in the street is pyjama-ism.
Who will stand by me to fight for pyjama rights? Who's with me?
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Things That Annoy Me
RandomThis is the place I rant about all the stuff I find annoying because of one reason or another.