Saving dat Ass

The truth of the matter

Swinging onto the balcony toward the top of tower. Landing with Deadpool fast behind me, quickly I moved aside letting the man fall beside me.

"Welcome boys." Tony greets us. Tony sitting on a sofa facing the balcony holding a tablet in his hands. Quickly I get to my feet, I see the doors open for us to come in. "You should have just told me what was going on when I first asked Wade." Tony scolds while I'm still holding onto Deadpool dragging the stumbling bigger man behind me. When the doors close and the glass tints to hide us. Only then do I let go of the webbing connecting us.

"If anything, you said is true then you will tell me everything right here right now." I demand turning to face him. Tony sets the tablet aside standing up. Deadpool looks at Tony then back at me. He squirms before finally nodding with a groan.

"Fuck ME! fine!" He yells gesturing wildly. "It's anonymous. I took the contact before anyone else could. I've been here while my buddy back home has been trying to find out who put the hit on you. Well I guess when we fought crime together, we roughed the guys gang out because he put out a second contact, not happy with me I guess." Deadpool laughs. The people we attacked; at the club I wonder. "Anyway, ass whole should be landing in about twenty mins give or take I didn't really get out a stop watch." I stood there looking at him in shock. I had not only one but two contacts out on me. The new gang moving in, they must have done it after that big bust a few weeks back. "Okay baby boy I told you. I plan to track down the boss and just start chopping off heads until I've got the right snake and Spidey is safe again; just like I promised." The way he says it with such ease is slightly disturbing.

"Do you know anything about who accepted the contact this time?" Tony asks earning a growl from Deadpool.

"Fuck you." Deadpool answers groans a gun quickly pulled pointed at Tony.

"Wade!" I yell startling both of them as I web the gun pulling it from his hand. "Help or get lost, because I don't have time to play games." I say this sternly seeing Tony smirk and Deadpool straighten up.

"Fine. I will work with him, for you, because I care." Deadpool says pointily, stressing the last part. "There isn't much on who accepted it all I know is sniper, had to travel 6 hours to get here and did I say sniper?" He says counting to two on his hands.

"Useful." Tony says dryly. "Put me in contact with your friend we need to move fast. I want to take a crack who is trying to kill Spiderman. Meanwhile Spiderman you can stay here it's the safest place to be."

"Fuck off-" Deadpool began I hit his chest cutting him off. Yeah, I don't like being told what to do but it makes since. Looks like another night here. "Fine." He huffs taking an old pocket phone out of his waist band. Quickly he dials a number and puts it to his ear. "Hey told Spidey, now it's team iron-spider welcome buddy." Deadpool says before tossing tony the phone.

"Hello Tony Stark" he said "You are working on find out who the assassin in and who put the hit out. I'd like to help with that." Tony says walking off towards his lab with Deadpool's phone. Deadpool and I are left alone in the room. I can feel the tension in the air. Him mumbling something to himself pacing a few steps before turning quick on his heel.

"Thank you." Slowly I say turning towards Deadpool, my words catching his attention mid turn. "I'm grateful that you came to warn me about an assassination attempt, I just wish it wasn't just because you wanted to fuck me." I tell him.

"Knock it off." He mumbles. I look at him a little confused. "Not you." Deadpool assure gesturing wildly at his head before running his hand over the back of his head.

"I have a robot system named Karen I talk to." I don't know why is just comes out. All of his body turned towards me listening intently. "Karen helps me locate people, and communicate with people while in the field." Deadpool nods on as the words flow out of me. "Who do you talk to?" I ask turning to sit on the sofa Tony had before. Quickly Deadpool sits down beside me like an egger puppy. I try not to laugh as to not encourage him.

"Just voices." Deadpool says wrapping his arm around the back of the sofa, classically resting his arm ever so slightly around my shoulders. He never gives up does he? "They aren't really useful most the time, but we all agreed you are too fine to die. Not to mention you are my hero." That last park came out very sincere despite still hitting on me. I can't hep but smile a little getting up.

"I should go help; it is my life I'm trying to save after all." I say walking towards Tony's lab. Deadpool slowly following just to check out my ass I bet, pervert. It isn't a far walk and I can hear Tony and Deadpool's friend talking about the assassin coming. "Hey I'm going to sink up Karen. I will be back in a few hours we can go over who might be the one who hired the assassin. I need to come at it with a fresh mind." Tony nods at my words before turning back to the work.

"Where are you going?" Deadpool coos behind me. Falling right in step next to me. "Didn't you say you wanted to help?"

"I do but Karen can help more than I can right now." I ask slowly down realizing if He was with me, I would be getting no peace. Before Deadpool can answer I put my hand up to stop him. "I need to be alone." I tell him. Deadpool slumps slowly nodding his head.

"Yea... " Deadpool sighs walking back starting to mumble again. Sighing I head back to the room I stayed in last night.

The same little room was there behind the door, it had already been cleaned. I couldn't tell I was here hours ago. Shutting the door, I greet Karen. "Karen share the information on the gang moving in on the east with Jarvis." I turn falling back on the bed as.

"Yes Peter. Sharing information. Peter you've also received a message during the conversation earlier. It is from Mj, she requests you call her on why you skipped the study date." Karen tells me.

"Call Mj."

"Yes Peter." Karen repeats. Mj would make a great distraction. Someone I could talk to that was on team Spiderman. I could use a friend.

"Hey Peete didn't think you'd call me back so soon." Mj teases already making me smile.

"MJ, I wanted to talk." I start to explain. "I found out someone hired an assassin to kill me." Mj gasps the playful tone gone now. I took a deep breath. "Deadpool came to tell me."

"Because your Deadpool's crush?" Mj says taking a little bit of jab getting the airy tone back.

"He took the job, because he's an assain-"

"What?" Mj screams.

"The plan was to stall for time, kill everyone and apparently bang my brains out." I say rather exasperated. "He won't stop calling me baby boy AND!" I yell sitting up. "Not even ten minutes ago he grabbed me and jumped off a fucking building just to kiss me; The weirdest part is my Spidey sense didn't even go off when we went off the building. He's fucking crazy. This whole thing is insane." Letting out the rest of the hot air in my lungs I fall back against the bed.

"He sounds intense." Mj whistles.

"That's an understatement." I laugh back feeling a little bit better. Whole my still working trying to keep everything straight.

"So, is he tall, covered in muscles? Was the kiss any good?" MJ couldn't hold back asking anymore I figure she would never let that slide. What was it like, the feel of our lips pressed together only our masks separating us? I take in a small breath.

"It was over our masks so not my best kiss." I tell Mj hopping it's enough and she doesn't ask me anything further. I don't want to think about him right now. "Hey I'm going to need a favor; can you send me the notes from the classes I missed?"

"Wow obvious diversion Peter. I won't drop this forever, but for now I'm letting you off. Find out who's trying to kill you Peter. I will send the notes right away. Harry is at the door. It's my turn for romantic kisses." Mj giggles.

"Bye." I say as the line hangs up.

It felt good having someone I could talk to about it. Quickly I shed my suit and throw myself down on the bed. The quiet was nice. I needed space from the whole thing just to prosses it. Deadpool was definitely different from anyone I'd ever met. He told me he talks to voices; the file had said unstable. So the voices like me, I wonder if one is good and the other is bad? Who am I kidding mercenary/assassin/rouge agent/murder they must both be bad voices. He came to help in his own crazy way.