"Hey playboy!" Deadpool yells entering Tony's lab, since Peter told him to go away. Tony glances at him briefly before returning to the techy conversation Deadpool didn't even try to listen to. With traitor homie helping stark, and Spidey doing a solo search it looks like everyone will find out who's after Peter first. "This isn't a race." Deadpool mumbles looking around at the stuff not knowing what most of it did. Fuck them there isn't a place for us here, they make that clear. Hit the street with our katana. Cut some answers out of people. Good old fashion detective work; or just peace the fuck out. Spidey knows we've been released from the contract. He's fucking a billionaire. Deadpool glances back at Tony before returning to fumbling with things. "I should go." Fuck this place. Deadpool agree planning to leave the way he came when an unexpected voice calls out to him.
"If you are really here to help there is plenty to do." Tony calls out. Fuck that, Fuck him, and Fuck this!! Deadpool mosses over. "Your friend was very helpful; I think we know who's the assassin is." Time to fuck some bitches up.
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Waking up early in the guest room was disorienting at firstly remembering what day it was and then all that had happened yesterday. Finding out someone hired an assassin, Deadpool pushing him off the roof to kiss him, again. The man just won't stop calling me baby boy and trying to kiss me. I bet he thought if he did it all himself there would be a thankyou fuck like I was Princess Peach and he were Mario. Yet anything person treating me like a person who needs saving. With an angry huff I sit up quickly realizing I had a new problem. I don't have any clothing here.
"Jarvis!" I call out knowing the computer program would hear.
"Yes, how may I assist you this morning. You have thirty minutes before school starts. There are some clothes in the drawers for you." Jarvis says.
"Well thanks." I say standing I guess that problem solved itself.
"Tony will be picking you up from school. I have been asked to tell you to stay as Peter people will be on patrol in your stead." Jarvis adds quickly. I figured as much I just don't like. I don't want to stay hidden I want to fight this thing head on. I just hope Deadpool isn't one of the people on patrol. Shaking my head, I push those thoughts from my head. I had to get to school. I have to be Peter, me, normal.
Walking into the school I hear the bell sound as first period is over. Watching the students pour out into the hall I look for my friends. I spot Gwen first she waves with her free hand holding a boy's hand with another. I wave her on she gives me a big smile walking away. Looks like it's all working out okay for her.
"Hey!" Harry yells in my ear. I rub my ringing ear. "Checking out Gwen's new bow?" Harry asks leading the way. I fallow after.
"If she's happy I'm glad." I say only to earn a punch in the arm from Harry. I was but a part of me was sad; it would be nice to have that.
"Your too much a gentleman. They became official at breakfast and haven't really let go of each other since. It's disgustingly cute." Harry says. I can't help smiling at his statement remembering how disgustingly cute him and Mj can get on any given day. "Oh yeah, here." He says handing me a note book and folder. "MJ gave it to me before class, since we normal have it together."
"Thanks, I've been a little distracted lately." I say not bothering to really think up a worthwhile excuse. Taking the notes, I begin scanning over them immediately.
"Got anything to do with the guy you were talking to her about last night." I look over at him a little shocked. "Don't worry I only overheard a little on her end, but she didn't say much. Hence why I'm busting your balls." He jokes. I relax knowing she'd kept it secret, a hard thing for MJ when it comes to romance.
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Saving dat Ass
RomancePerter Parker is just trying to get through senior year. However his work as Spiderman has made him a target. Now instead of staying up late studying he's out working with a new unlikely ally; Dead Pool. Working together foil the hit on Spiderman.