"Boke, Hinata, Boke"

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Le White Borbs

Ushiji
FUCK

Hot Fucker
ME

Ushiji
Um...wat :D

Hot Fucker
So you dun no wan fuck me?

Ushiji
What in the fuck

Ashy
HAHAHAHAHAH

Ashy
I gave her alcohol

Ushiji
WHAT? WHY-

Ashy
You act so aggressive

Ushiji
You guys keep doing
stupid things

Hot Fucker
Ushi 🥺 be nice

Ushiji
I try

Crackhead
AFRO CIRCUS

Bowl-Cut-Boi
AHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowl-Cut-Boi
HE'S BEEN SINGING
THAT FOR THE PAST
HOUR- DEAR GOD
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Hot Fucker went
inactive

Ushiji went
Inactive

Ashy
Welp

Fuckery

Ashy
They left me yall

Tsukki-dude
Aw, you poor thing

Ashy
They went to fuck

Milky
I don't doubt it

Shitty-Kawa
She gonna come back
pregnant

Shitty-Kawa
Y/N: my test was
positive

Shitty-Kawa
Iwa: for corona?

Iwa-Chan
No, that's something
Kuroo would say

Kuro
True

Pudding Boy
He's stupid enough

Levy-wevy
I agree

Kuro
LEV WHY

Levy-wevy
Yes

Hot Fucker
SHUT UP PLEASE

Ushiji
She has a headache

Tsukki-dude
No you

Ushiji
I wouldn't

Hot Fucker
You're an asshole

Tsukki-dude
My poor ego

Hot Fucker
Suck my dick, you
uncultured bird

Tsukki-dude
Your team has birds
as their mascot too?

Hot Fucker
...

Hot Fucker
Shut up

Tsukki-dude
Exactly

Ushiji
Tsukishima, leave her
be

Kuro
HAHAGAHAHAHAJAKDK

Kuro
YALL SHOULD SEE THE
WAY KENMA WALKS

Pudding Boy

Kuro
CAN WE CALL HIM LIMPY

Kuro named Pudding
Boy "Limpy"

Limpy
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU
PIG

Kuro
HAHAHAHHSHAHAJAJDJD

Hot Fucker
I just about mcfuckin
had it

Ashy
Oh no

Hot Fucker
Eita- get me my
fucking stick

Ashy
I'd rather not

Hot Fucker
I wasn't asking

Ashy
Why can't you?

Ushiji named Hot
Fucker "Limpy 2.0"

Ashy
OH MY FUCK

Ashy
Am I the only single
one here?

Limpy 2.0
Ushijima, you're gonna
die by my hands tonight.

Kuro
SHE GONNA RIP YOUR
DICK OFF

Limpy 2.0
Thanks for the idea

Kuro
No problem, boo

Ushiji
Uhm...okay-?

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