Y/N's Mom

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Ushiji
Y/N's mom made cookies

Shitty-Kawa
HANA-CHAN CAN WE
COME OVER AND EAT
THE COOKIES TOO??

Ushiji
No

Hot Bitch
Aw, why not Ushi? :(

Ushiji
I ate them all while
you were showering

Hot Bitch
I'm sure we can make
some more

Ushiji
No

Hot Bitch
Why? :(

Ushiji
No

Kuro
He just wants you and the
cookies all to himself

Ushiji
Yes

Hot Bitch
But Ushi 🥺

Ushiji
No

Hot Bitch
Bby

Ushiji
No

Ashy
Damn

Ashy
Tuff titty for you, huh,
Y/N?

Hot Bitch
WHO TAUGHT YOU
GRAMMAR BITCH?

Ashy
Obviously not you

Hot Bitch
HOW RUDE- I KNOW
WHERE YOU SLEEP

Ashy
Of course you do- you
live with me

Ushiji
Stab stab

Hot Bitch
Ushi no-

Crackhead
Ushi yes, shit aboutta
go down

Dadchi
Y'all, it's three am...

Dadchi
GET YOUR ASSES IN BED

Ushiji
Yes, I agree

Dadchi
You too, Ushijima

Ushiji
Yes, daddy

Crackhead
Give Ushijima back
his phone

Hot Bitch
What-

Crackhead
What-

Ashy
For once, they're not
together. Ushijima went
out to get something. So
that's all him.

Hot Bitch
For the love of god,
Eita, STOP-

Ashy
No.

Crackhead
So- Ushijima called Daichi
daddy on his own?

Ushiji
Yes

Hot Bitch
He wont call me daddy

Ushiji
...what?

Hot Bitch
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA







This one is very short and I'm so sorry- I just saw that we had over 500 reads 😩 thank you you seggsy bishes- I lob you all

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