"Fucker"

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Before we get this bitch started, I'd like to say a few motherfuckin' words. One, thank you all for 1K u.u I appreciate it. Two, I think I'm just going to continue making the chapters shorts. We can just think of them as- like- so y'know how there's "Disney shorts" and "Pixar shorts"? Think of these as "Haikyuu shorts." U.U smart right? I can't even smell- spell- smart right- (smell was a typo and I just decided to keep it.)




Fuckery

Drama-Queen
Who the fuck ate my soup?

Hot Bitch
Don't you drink soup?

Crackhead
Is serial a soup?

Ashy
Tendou tf-

Hot Bitch
Is Ketchup a jelly?

Shitty-Kawa
What if rocks are soft,
but they just tenst up
whenever we touch them?

Iwa-Chan
Anything would tense up
if you touched it

Hot Bitch
And everything within a
ten mile radius of you
calls you an ocean cuz you're
so salty all the damned time.

Milky
Ooh burn

Hot Bitch
Says you, milk man

Tangerine
Oop

Sugamama
Y/N, be nice

Hot Bitch
No

Ushiji
They're eating food, and
Suna disturbed them

Drama-Queen
I'm so sorry.

Ushiji
Ok

Pls why is he like that- I- 😭😭😭

Drama-Queen
Shiratorizawa, get your man

Hot Bitch
He's mine tf

Crackhead
Ugh- I'm so gay for Ushijima

Hot Bitch
Too bad, he's mine

Ashy
These bitches

Yes

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