Little Mix Group Chat [ Jerrie/ Lesy]

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Harry's Phone POV

Big Titty Bitch💖: I'm so bored.

Irish Spring🧼: How come?

Big Titty Bitch: Leigh had to go to therapy or something stupid like that and now I'm alone and bored😩

Periwinkle💙: I wanna go see Jesy. I'm bored too. Jade went out with Rosè for lunch.

Lou🏳️‍🌈: I kinda want a private island. Can you get me one Harry?

Harry: I'm a part time can stacker at Wal-Mart. I don't even have money for an Uber.

Big Titty Bitch💖: I could get one.

Irish Spring🧼: 20$ says you can't.

Big Titty Bitch💖: Daddy?

ComputerGay💚: Yes princess?

Big Titty Bitch💖: Can I have a private island?

ComputerGay💚: You now own an island in the Bahamas.

Big Titty Bitch💖: Thank you😁

Irish Spring🧼: ......Do you take card?

Periwinkle💙: Jade's a broke bitch. She bought me a five dollar plastic crown at dollar tree yesterday then took it back cuz she needed gas money.

Lou🏳️‍🌈: Why did we get stuck with the broke ones? Jesy has a whole sugar momma.

Harry: Firstly, ouch. Second, you do know that Jade can see all these texts right?

Irish Spring🧼: Alright, you may have a private island, but can she get you a jet to take you to it? 50 dollars.

Big Titty Bitch💖: Daddy?

ComputerGay💚: You now own a private jet with a pilot named Mathew.

Big Titty Bitch💖: I do take card 😃

Irish Spring🧼: I thought she was in therapy.

Big Titty Bitch💖: She is, but she never pays attention. Plus I'm her main priority, she drops whatever she's doing for me.

Lou🏳️‍🌈: I doubt she drops whatever.

Harry: What are you doing right now Leigh?

ComputerGay💚: I'm driving back home, why?

Big Titty Bitch💖: Baby, I have a headache.

ComputerGay💚: Is it your period? I can bring you ice cream.

Big Titty Bitch💖: Just hurry and get here I'm in pain😩

ComputerGay💚: I'm at your door with pain killers, junk food, and comedy movies.

Periwinkle💙: Can I trade Jade for Leigh?

Baby Jeed💜: No you may not. I'm offended that you even considered doing so.

Rosie🥑: We invited you to come with us Perrie.

Periwinkle💙: Well Jisoo wasn't there and she's the fun one.

Baby Jeed💜: Did Jesy just get a private island and jet?

Big Titty Bitch💖: Yes I did.

Jen🥟: I thought we all knew that Leigh was a rich bitch?

Manobangs💛: We work together so I'd say she is.

Turtle Rabbit Kim😎: Cheang, you wanna get chicken with me?

Rosie🥑: No I'm upset with you.

Turtle Rabbit Kim😎: Why, what I do?

Rosie🥑: You gave me an avocado yesterday and you know damn well that I hate avocados like Lisa hates Kai.

Manobangs💛: Why in the fuck would you bring up that trashy boys name?

ComputerGay💚: Calm down Lalisa. He won't be bother Jennie ever again.

Baby Jeed💜: Did you kill him?

ComputerGay💚: Of course not! I just made sure he knew that if I saw his face, it wouldn't be pretty.

Jen🥟: Ok but can we go back to the fact that Leigh is Jesy's sugar momma?

Rosie🥑: Why don't you buy me a island Jisoo?

Turtle Rabbit Kim😎: Uh....gotta go, my fish is drowning👋

Periwinkle💙: Will you buy me a private island Jade?

Baby Jeed💜: Oh no! Jisoo is drowning while trying to save her drowning fish, I have to get help her.