Little Mix Group Chat [ Jerrie/ Lesy]

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Disclaimer⚠️: This entire section is just a joke I found on Pinterest. In no way, shape or form am I trying to offend any Christians. Just a joke from Pinterest once again. Also, read the A/N at the end of the chapter. Do it or else.

Perrie's Phone's POV

Fun Mom💚: Guys I have a question. Is anyone up?

Jaddy💜💍: I am now.

Haz✨: What could be so important at 2:54 in the morning?

Fun Mom💚: So I went to church with my grandma today right?

Perrie: And you didn't burn? Oh wow.

Fun Mom💚: Fuck off. But anyway the pastor said "let's look to the lord in prayer" right?

Jaddy💜💍: This is getting annoying.

Fun Mom💚: I thought the people in church worshiped god so I looked up and when I tell you my grandmother yanked my head down so fast I almost broke my neck.

Jade Sr💖: Where is this story going babe?

Fun Mom💚: They're praying to Satan. They say look to the lord and instead of looking up to Jesus and god and whatever the fuck else is up there, they immediately drop their heads.

Haz✨: Shit that just made me start thinking.

Sooya🐣: I-what? Rosie?

Rosie-Posey🌹: In Australia we do look up. But we have different practices.

Jaddy💜💍: Why the fuck does Leigh have me thinking about church at 3am?

Fun Mom💚: Jesy won't send me nudes so I started thinking about shit.

Jade Sr💖: Well now I'm thinking about holy stuff so don't expect any.

Lisa🙉💛: Well fuck. Now I'm questioning life.

Niall Later🏳️‍🌈: I haven't been this confused since I met Harry's unlabeled ass.

Haz✨: Hey!

Louis🏳️‍🌈😏: Why was Leigh in church anyway? Isn't god against gays?

Fun Mom💚: I would kill a bitch for my grandma, but she wanted me to come to church with her. So who am I to say no to my sweet Grammy?

Perrie: You know thinking makes my brain hurt. Why would you make me think?

Fun Mom💚: Where does the offering go? Cuz I know damn well they ain't giving it to Jesus and his dad.

Jaddy💜💍: Go the fuck to bed you little shit before you make my brain explode!

3 hours later

Lesy private combo

Jesy's Phone POV

Daddy💚: So do you wanna hang out today?

Jesy: Baby, you know that I'm going out of town with my family today.

Daddy💚: I'll crash your plane.

Jesy: Then I would die.