The title basically gives it away, but I don't see a lot of little mix group chat books where they haven't met yet so I'll be making one to satisfy my needs y'all can read it too if you want
The Better Perrie™️: Shut up kitty. But to answer your questions Mini Jeed, she's a biter.
Jeed Thirlwell💜: And damn does she know how to give back shots.
Old me: And she loves to leave marks, those kinds of marks that don't leave for months.
Jeed Thirlwell💜: And don't get me started on the daddy voice.
The Better Perrie™️: Oh god yes the voice😫.
Old me: That voice makes me wanna get on my knees and do things.
Jesy: Same. Just, same.
Jesy: On another note, I guess Leigh must be the same in bed in all dimensions cuz my Leigh is like that.
Baby Angel💚💍: Am I? Huh, I've never noticed.
Jesy: That's because you'd give me some mind blowing sex then walk off to do something else while I try to recover.
Baby Angel💚💍: I like to get things done. I do you, then I do anything else I need to do, then I do you again.
HairBoy🧡: Sounds pretty nice.
Louboutin🤍: Yeah that's a pretty cool agenda.
Sweet Baby💛: But what is you all's dynamic? Like who's top, switch, the switches switch, and the switches switch's bottom?
The Better Perrie™️: In order, Anne, me and Jade, Jesy.
Old me: Now wait a minute, I'm not a bottom!
Jesy: Yeah I said the same thing too but then Leigh choked me on accident and I finally accepted it.
Jeed Thirlwell💜: How does one accidentally choke someone? I'm asking for a friend.
Baby Angel💚💍: She was tickling me and I hate being tickled and she was on top of me so I grabbed her her by the throat and pinned her to the couch. She got quiet so I looked down thinking I hurt her and saw her biting her lip.
Old me: Ok but I'm still not a bottom. I know you remember Jade.
Jeed Thirlwell💜: That was the best birthday ever. But you're still a bottom babe.
HairBoy🧡: Lesy I propose a challenge!
Baby Angel💚💍: That was random but sure.
HairBoy🧡: I challenge you two to look after a realistic robot baby that Leigh is going to build.
Baby Angel💚💍: How realistic are we talking?
Jeed Thirlwell💜: It cries, needs to be fed, pees, and it should be able to poop chocolate. That's right, you're gonna have to break the bank for baby supplies.
Baby Angel💚💍:
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Baby Angel💚💍: Baby, this is our son. His name is Lee Anthony Jr.
Junior💜: Ima say it.
The Other Perrie💙: Jade Amelia don't you dare.
Junior💜: Who's white ass baby is that?
The Other Perrie💙: And she said it.
Baby Angel💚💍: Y'all do know how pale Jesy actually is right? So to answer your question, that is her white ass baby.
Jesy: I am not pale.
Baby Angel💚💍:
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Baby Angel💚💍: Pale as smooth white chocolate.
HairBoy🧡: Can I come over and see my nephew?
Future Babe💚💍: Is no one going to question how she just made a very real looking robot baby?
Baby Angel💚💍: It was actually quite simple. With a bit of my DNA, and some of Jesy's, I was able to give him both our features such as a mix of our eyes, my curly hair, her skin tone, and whatever the fuck else the program installed in him.
The Better Perrie™️: How did you get Jesy's DNA?
Baby Angel💚: We live together. I just got a stand of her hair, and a swab of her spit and everything was set.
Jesy: Is that why you shoved a q-tip in my mouth then ran away a couple minutes ago?
Baby Angel💚: Affirmative my love. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to take care of LJ.
Jesy: Gonna to be a mom I guess.
Junior💜: Wait, Leigh and Jesy are officially MILF's. Fuck let me call you mommy.
The Other Perrie💙: Jesy is mommy and Leigh is Daddy. It's been decided.