Little Mix Group Chat [ Jerrie/ Lesy]

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Jade's Phone POV

Jade: Lesy, let me see my nephew.

Official Daddy💚: Behold, my newly melaninated son

Hazzy🐻: Holy shit, where'd that come from?

Official Daddy💚: Like I said, his programming allows him to be just like a real baby, therefore he gained his melanin a little later.

My Love💙💍: But where did the curls come from?

Official Mommy💖😫: He got DNA from this right here

Lou Lou🤍: Why does Leigh look so sad but so hot?

Official Daddy💚: She was telling me about her dad and I kinda disassociated.

Official Mommy💖😫: I've been meaning to ask, what do you do when you disassociate?

Official Daddy💚: I don't know. My mind just, shut downs and I blank. I do it all the time, no worries.

My Love💙💍: Leigh, do you think you could make Jade and I a robo baby?

Jade: Now hold on now, let's not rush into things here my love.

My Love💙💍: Shut up Jade😒

Jade: Yes ma'am.

Jade: But can we skip the newborn stage and go straight to the infant? Also I want a girl

My Love💙💍: I actually don't mind that. And yes, she shall be a girl.

Official Daddy💚:

Official Daddy💚: Here's Jasmine Allison Thirlwall-Edwards.

Jade: Oh my god. How did you do that so fast? She's beautiful by the way.

Official Daddy💚: I have spare robot babies just in case I drop and break Lee so all I had to do is put in the personality chip and give it you twos DNA.

My Love💙💍: Jade, we're going baby shopping. And how'd you get our DNA?

Official Daddy💚: You two basically live here so I just found your hair brush.

Lou Lou🤍: My loves, can we pretty please have a robot baby?

Niall River💛: Fuck no❤️

Hazzy🐻: Definitely not💜

Lou Lou🤍: Now if I become an alcoholic and die, I'm blaming you two.

MikeyPoo🧡: Wait wait, Jerrie has a robo baby now?

Jade: We're going to pick her up now. I'm excited

My Love💙💍: Her eyes are beautiful. Leigh you work wonders, I swear.

Official Mommy💖😫: Leigh come get Lee, he's being annoying.

My Milf💍😍: So Leigh, how much time do you think it would take for a girl to be able to get another girl pregnant?

Official Daddy💚: Well, I'd need to do some research. Actually let me add someone.

The Drifter: Smart Leigh? What's this?

Jade: Who are you?

The Drifter: My name is Leigh-Anne. Is it time for my hearing aid tuneup already?

Official Daddy💚: No. I wanted to ask if you can come and let me run some tests on you.

Official Mommy💖😫: Wait wait, before we go any further. Other Leigh, as her girlfriend I need to know what you look like.

The Drifter:

The Drifter: That was a bomb ass party.

Official Mommy💖😫: I'm just gonna- *faints*

My Milf💙💍😍: Do you need a dog? I can bark.

Jade: And if you need a fire detector I can scream.

The Drifter❄️: As flattered as I am girls, I have s beautiful fiancé.

Hazzy🐻: Pics or she doesn't exist.

The Drifter❄️: I love tootin my woman's horn

Official Daddy💚: A version of me, gets to marry her?

Official Daddy💚: God I love the multiverse.

The Drifter❄️: I've been meaning to talk to you about that. If there's infinite earths with infinite possibilities, there's a world where we're dating Rihanna.

Official Daddy💚: ...I shall find it. I will find it and I will kidnap this Leigh and take her place.

Official Mommy💖😫: Like hell you will.

Official Daddy💚: Never mind.

The Drifter❄️: Ha ha, it'll be me who catches this lucky bastard of a Leigh.

20 minutes later

The Drifter❄️: Uh, according to my fiancé I am to retract my earlier statement and I have taken refuge on top of her dorm where she can't find me and hit me.

Jade: You need some help?

The Drifter❄️: She fou-hwkfuenspsyabeksugeb